You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Indie |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comtrait snapshot: expressive, open, self revealing, loves large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like social isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, always busy, likes to fit in, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, trusting, optimistic, desires attention, dominant, aggressive, attachment prone, wants to be understood, realistic MY OWN VERSION OF I heart NY tees :
if you haven't noticed already i just add to the top of this shit as cool enuff thoughts run through my head... AS PER THE MANY WORDS BELOW, ITS OBVIOUS I'M AN INTELLIGENT GIRL B/C I HAVE PLENTY TO SAY...TEEE HEEE ... NO, IN ACTUALITY, I SUSPECT THAT I KNOW A LOT of EVERYTHING, BUT JUST very, very little about ANYTHING. U CAN'T STOP MY "artist's vision", THEREFORE, I'M A CONTROL FREAK ! but only if i'm involved, i don't try to change ppl.. FROM WANKSTA HERB FIGHTIN 4 HER RIGHTS IN DA STREETS, TO DRUGDEALIN ESCORT PIMP SCHEMESTRESS, TO REAL ESTATE MOGUL ON HER WAY TO BECOMING THE FEMALE VERSION OF DONALD TRUMP. THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF MY STORY. A DRAMA QUEEN AND PROUD OF IT. A SPOILED BRAT W/GOOD REASON. CARE TO READ ON? BEING A REAL FUCKIN TROOPER WITH AN OPEN MIND IS WHAT SAVES ME. I TRUST THAT NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES (AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT TOO EXTREME), MY INTUITION WILL COME TO THE RESCUE. I FIND THE FREQUENT INCLINATION OF JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS AND ASSUMPTIONS DUE TO PAST EXPERIENCES TO BE RATHER CLOSEMINDED AND SPIRITUALLY NAIVE. ON THAT NOTE, I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE HINTS, CUZ I'M STRAIGHT UP AND EXPECT OTHERS TO BE THE SAME. IF YOU BEAT AROUND THE BUSH, I'LL PLAY DUMB JUST TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU , NOT CARING IF IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. VERY DANGEROUS, I KNOW. I BELEIVE TACT TO BE THE EQUIVALENT OF PHONY! IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED BY HONESTY THEN YOU ARE BLIND TO WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU. WHY DO I FILL OUT THIS ABOUT ME SECTION BEING THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT PPL THINK? IT'S MY OWN PERSONAL THERAPY AND I'M SPREADING THE GOOD WORD. SHOWING OFF IS FUN TOO. I TEND TO BE AGGRESSIVE IN EVERYTHING I DO, WHEATHER ITS WORK OR PLAY CUZ LIFE IS SHORT AND I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK. PLUS ITS HARD FOR ME TO BEHAVE AS I AM A FREE THINKER AND MOVE TO THE BEAT OF MY OWN DRUMMER. I'M THE CIVILIZED MEDIATOR AND THE DRAMA QUEEN AT THE SAME TIME BUT I DON'T HOLD SPITE OR RESENTMENT. I KNOW HOW TO LET GO OF THE PAST AND DROP GRUDGES. SHIT STAYS SQUASHED IN MY BOOK, BUT IF YOU PROFOUNDLY FUCK ME OVER, YOU'RE CUT. IF YOU ARE STUCK IN WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU BECOME RESENTFUL, UNHAPPY, AND PESSIMISTIC. I AM IN LOVE WITH LIFE CUZ I KNOW HOW TO MOVE ON AND LIVE IN THE MOMENT. I'M FROM THE HOOD. I'M STREETSMART, BOOKSMART, AND A SMARTASS. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE, YET PPL ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW WHERE I WENT TO SCHOOL. OLDER PPL THINK I'M OLDER, NOT CUZ OF THE WAY I look, BUT CUZ OF THE WAY I act. I REALLY GET PISSED OFF WHEN PPL CUT ME OFF WHEN I'M SPEAKING, OR TALK DOWN TO ME, SO I'VE TRIED NOT TO BE THAT WAY MYSELF AND HAVE GOTTEN PRETTY GOOD LATELY! NO TIME TO PIMP MY PROFILE. I'D RATHER WRITE ABOUT MYSELF & WORK YA'LL MINDS A LIL BIT. I LIKE VARIETY IN CLOTHES/STYLE, MUSIC, FOOD, FRIENDS, LITERATURE, WORKOUTS, ACTIVITIES, WAYS OF BEING CREATIVE, ETC. I BELEIVE THIS KEEPS MY MIND SHARP, OPEN, AND YOUNG, FARTHER AWAY FROM SETTLING IN MY WAYS. BUT YOU CAN TELL I'M OLD CUZ I PREFER MY GAMEBOY POCKET TO A PSP.~~ I REMAIN UNPHASED.EVEN THE GUY THAT PEIRCED MY TONGUE YEARS AGO, HAD TO COMMENT ON HOW RELAXED I WAS. I BELEIVE MYSELF TO HAVE AN OLD SOUL. I DIDN'T EVEN GET NERVOUS WHEN I WAS HELD AT GUNPOINT IN A DRUG SCANDAL WHEN I WAS 19. AND I DIDN'T FEEL THE PAIN WHEN I PUT A CANDLE FIRE OUT W/MY BARE HANDS, UNTIL AFTERWARDS, WHERE I HAD TO BE HOSPITALIZED FOR 9 DAYS. ON THAT NOTE, I GOT KICKED OUT OF INTENSIVE CARE CUZ I WASN'T PASSIVE ENOUGH FOR THEM MUTHAFUCKAS. AND I DIDN'T FLINCH WHEN MY MOTHER TRIED TO STAB ME (SHE DIDN'T SUCCEED, SHE WAS REALLY JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME, HA! I SHOWED HER).THANKFULLY, GOD SENDS MY ADRENALINE TO SAVE ME. I DON'T TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTED, SO I KEEP IT GANGSTA. IF YOU WON'T FIGHT TO KILL, THEN DON'T FIGHT AT ALL. I DON'T FRONT, I LOVE TO DANCE, LAUGH, AND I'M A SILLY CLOWN THAT CRACKS PPL UP ALL THE TIME BY JUST BEING ME CUZ IMMA STRAIGHT UP CHARACTA.I'M CONSTANTLY BRINGIN IT WHILE STAYIN ON TOPPA TINGS. I AM AN ALPHA PHEMALE W/LEADERSHIP QUALITIES, SO I TRY NOT TO BE A CONTROL FREAK. I HAVE A TOMBOY PERSONALITY EVEN THOUGH I DRESS GIRLY MOST OF THE TIME. YET I STILL DON'T LACK THE INSIGHT ONLY A WOMAN CAN HAVE. AND YES, I DO HAVE PLENTY OF DITZY MOMENTS. I'M EITHER VERY QUIET OR VERY LOUD. ONE EXTREME OR THE OTHER. CHANGE EXCITES ME. I AM THE QUEEN OF OPTIMISM, AND I HAVE A KNACK FOR HONING IN ON AND EXTRACTING THE POSITIVE OUT OF THE NEGATIVE. IF I DON'T SEE AN OPPORTUNITY, I CREATE ONE. I AM ONE OF THE BEST BROKERS IN NYC, MOSTLY B/C I WILL WORK TO YOUR BEST INTEREST AND I AM HONEST. I KNOW HOW TO BE A SHARK, AND EVEN THOUGH MY MIND AUTOMATICALLY STRATEGIZES NONE THE LESS, I CHOOSE TO NOT TAKE THAT ROUTE. THAT IS JUST ONE BIG REASON WHY I AM ONE OF THE BEST REAL ESTATE AGENTS IN MANHATTAN AND I WILL GET WHAT I DESERVE. I AM A SHARK ONLY TO THE SHARKS THEMSELVES. I AM A REAL ESTATE AGENT B/C I LOVE HELPING PPL. I'M A GREEK AMERICAN NATIVE NEW YORKER, I'M VERY UNPREDICTABLE AND A LOT SMARTER AND INTUITIVE THAN I CHOOSE TO LET ON, AS I DON'T FEEL A NEED TO TRY TO PROVE MYSELF TO ANYONE. I RETORT BACK TO BEGGARS ASKING FOR MONEY. I'M FRIENDLY TO STRANGERS, AND RATION OUT THE SAME RESPECT TO EVERYONE.THAT'S RIGHT, I KEEP IT REAL, AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM W/EVERYONE KNOWING MY BUSINESS, UNLIKE SOME PHONY BITCHES. WHAT'S UP W/ALL THESE PRIVATE PROFILES LATELY? I'LL KEEP MINE PUBLIC, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, OTHERWISE WHAT'S THE POINT? HOW IS YOUR LONG LOST FRIEND GOING TO FIND YOU, OR HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THAT BIG BUSINESS CONTACT? YOU CAN'T ESCAPE HATERS AND PEEPS THAT TALK SHIT. ONE OF THE KEYS TO SUCCESS IS GETTING USED TO THAT. I FIND THE OLDER MOST PPL GET, THE MORE THEY CARE ABOUT WHAT PPL THINK. WEREN'T WE TAUGHT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO JUST BE OURSELVES??? DON'T GET ME WRONG, NOW THAT I AM 25 I AM NOTICING A SHIFT IN CONSCIOUSNESS AS I AM SETTING HIGHER STANDARDS FOR MYSELF, BUT I AM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO STAY WITHIN THAT PERFECT NEUTRAL STATE OF HAVING AN OPEN MIND AND A CONFORMIST MENTALITY, THE KIND IN ACCORDANCE W/SOCIETAL STRUCTURE. YOU CAN'T STOP TRYING B/C THEN YOU WILL ONLY GO IN ONE OF 2 DIRECTIONS. %D%AI'M INTO MINIMAL FENG SHUI, I'M A NEATFREAK, I DON'T LIKE CLUTTER. IT COMPACTS MY ENERGY FEILD AND I DON'T LIKE IT! IF ONLY I HAD THE TIME TO COOK AND CLEAN MORE OFTEN! OK, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW, FANS, TIME TO GO MAKE SOME MORE MONEY!!! STAY SAFE *OH, AND ONE MORE THING IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP ON IT ALREADY - I'M FUCKIN' CRRRAAAZZZYYY! (BUT I'LL NEVER SCREW YOU, I'M THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SWEETHEART, I BELEIVE IN KARMA & I LOVE TO SHARE,ONE OF THE NICEST, LEVEL-HEADED LADIEZ AROUND. ) JUST DON'T FUCK W/ME. CUZ I'M A STRONG FUCKIN BITCH, HOWEVER I AM NOT REVENGEFUL CUZ THAT'S A WASTE OF ENERGY, I HAVE A LOT MORE FUN MOVING ON.... ..found this fashion layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments