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claudia

i'm just sayin'.

About Me


um, yeah. all i ask is that you don't end a sentence with a preposition.
what else? well, i suppose you should know some of my more trivial facts:
    i'm one of those people who can hear the first couple notes of a song and be able to identify it. lists make the world go 'round. i try to cheat at most games, and have become somewhat infamous for my uno-cheating skills. are you silently judging me? that's pretty messed up. i remember phone numbers by how rational they are. honesty is underrated. i am a sucker for homeless animals. witty sarcasm is hot to me.

My Interests


i am interested in things that rock. vague, yes. but thorough. i like and dislike a lot of different things. here are some examples.
LIKES: coffee, writing, making up + telling dumb jokes, subject-verb agreement, cooking, make up.
DISLIKES: rootbeer, washing dishes, filing, poor grammar, butt-stink, math. oh yeah, and just because i work in the people business does NOT mean i like people.

I'd like to meet:

someone with nice handwriting who can teach me origami. or can do that thing i can do with my thumbs. it would be nice. we could go for a walk where it's quiet and dry, and talk about precious things.

Music:


i like a lot of different types of music. i adore the cure, sleater kinney, depeche mode, morrissey, radiohead, and belle & sebastian. currently in rotation i also include the likes of catpower, pj harvey, portishead, shakira, erasure, neworder, neil diamond, death cab for cutie, and elliot smith. i love tom petty, without a shred of irony. i never quite got over nine inch nails, though there were a couple years that i just couldn't listen. also, a bit obsessed with interpol lately. like to the point that, if you cared about me at all, you'd start considering an intervention. mmm... narc.
in summary: happiness for me=music. therefore, concerts are the highlights of my life. kind of a compulsion of mine, really.
enough with the mp3 player here. please enjoy my current song.

Movies:


another category in which listing becomes relatively pointless for me, as i am quite the movie nerd.
top 10:
1. the silence of the lambs
2. monty python and the holy grail
3. american beauty
4. best in show
5. crash
6. rejected
7. forest gump
8. all about my mother
9. beavis and butthead do america
10. the muppet movie.
i must admit i sing/dialogue along everytime i watch a movie i really love. i try to keep that compulsion under control though, except with the knights of ni. you should know that i generally do not like disney films. there, i said it.

Television:

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obviously, the simpsons. also, nip/tuck, the oc (no shame either), grey's anatomy, heroes, betty la fea in english, dirt, and law and order: svu. i have the uncanny ability to doom new shows, however, in that if i really like them they usually get cancelled. starved was one of those. also, arrested development, conviction, and the heights.
and in a place in my heart like no other: X-FILES POR VIDA.

Books:


too many to list. or even attempt to list as i tried with music. top 5 books right now: woman hollering creek, the great gatsby, me talk pretty one day, so far from god, and of mice and men.
contrary to popular belief, i AM actually a big fan of David Sedaris, "but then again, why would i be?"

Heroes:


my parents, my grandparents (who have all taught me some valuable stuff) sandra cisneros, emily dickinson (we share a birthday), padre romero, perry farrell, cesar chavez AND dolores huerta, people who know better than to end a sentence in a preposition, and your mom.

My Blog

AISRF 7

******************Date:  Friday, February 29, 2008Location:  Hagelbarger's @ CGU, Claremont, CAMeal:  noneFlavor:  Diet Peach Ice Tea (again)"Real Fact" 114:  The ol...
Posted by claudia on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:35:00 PST

tanka about catty women at work...

i usually prefer to haiku, but in this case i needed a couple extra 7 lines.  for your reading pleasure, i have composed a tanka poem about my feelings on catty women in the workplace: all day, c...
Posted by claudia on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:59:00 PST

i am a seatbelt!

i took this random quiz (my favorite!) online a while ago, since i had some extra time after getting home early.  it's a quiz to identify what kind of sleepers a couple can be classified as, and ...
Posted by claudia on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:20:00 PST

latest obsession: the new cat power album

so, have you heard it yet?  if not, what the eff are you waiting?!  after getting my copy and loving it to the nth degree, i started to feel kinda bad that i didn't pay for a non-burned copy...
Posted by claudia on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:42:00 PST

pinche wind...

i've decided to blog a blog for blogging purposes none other than to write bloggy stuff and avoid writing the stuff i'm supposed to be writing (not blogging) for work.  blog.  mostly, i am ...
Posted by claudia on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:42:00 PST

so, here’s an idea...

...instead of new year's resolutions, why don't people just stick to a good ol' action plan with goals and objectives to make them better people.  i hear about these resolutions every year, and y...
Posted by claudia on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:11:00 PST

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******************Date:  Tuesday, January 8, 2008Location:  Dr. Grubbs (again), Claremont, CAMeal:  grilled salmon & sauteed veggiesFlavor:  Diet Peach Ice Tea (again)"Real Fac...
Posted by claudia on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:25:00 PST

AISRF 5

******************Date:  Monday, November 12. 2007Location:  Dr. Grubbs, Claremont, CAMeal:  blackened salmon & saladFlavor:  Diet Peach Ice Tea"Real Fact" 61:  Pigs can g...
Posted by claudia on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:41:00 PST

CONTROL - the movie

so, i went to see Control last night in l.a.  what an amazing movie!  i mean, i sorta expected it to be since i first started obsessing over it, but the payoff was definitely what i hoped it...
Posted by claudia on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

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******************Date:  Sunday, October, 21, 2007Location:  Albertson's (grocery store), Upland, CAMeal:  arroz con polloFlavor:  Mandarin Tangerine Red Tea"Real Fact" 100:  ...
Posted by claudia on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST