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AIM. Rocall DanKnight
My name is Sam Maya. I'm a material boy living in a material world. I awake to my Timex Nature Sounds Auto Set Stereo CD Clock Radio with Smart Knob Tuning, in my finely crafted James d'Amico cherry wood framed bed, every morning. I switch on my Sony KDS-60A2020 60-inch rear-projection HDTV to gather my daily news and weather. Afterwords, I groom myself with my Logistics MACH 3 Sport Razor. I don't bathe. Instead, I poor a 20oz bottle of Kona Nigari water in my vessel mounted copper ruby sink, dip one of my Egyptian cotton washcloths for 10 seconds, ensuring that the cloth has fully absorbed the aqua, and slowly wipe my body down. I comb my hair styled back. I put on my Palasso Italian made virgin wool gray pinstriped suit with my Piero Tucci silk tie, stripped with a purple, white, blue, and brown pattern. I slip into my ebony Mezlan Underlaid Calfskin lace-up shoes before I walk outside to my 2007 Mercedes-Benz C-Class C350 Luxury Sedan. I then drive that to my 2007 Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Oh, fascinoma....
