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In America even fugly guys think theyre hot

I'm typing this sitting on the floor of my 6 bed hostel room in lovely Seattle. This is my fourth night at the hostel, and I've watched folks come and go. Including an insanely handsome guy from Sou...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:01:00 GMT

A couple words that need to be expressed...

HELL to the YES!!!
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Spring Break @ the ’rents ...day 3

I can’t really complain about anything when I get to sleep in until noon.  Tea and her grandma are spending the afternoon at the Pullman science center, my dad (who has been sick and quarin...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:21:00 GMT

am I getting to old for this

I think I have a date on Saturday!!!With a (fucking hot) 24 year old boy.Ummm...EEEPPPP!!!!Edited to add: The date never happned. I kind of punked out
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Sadly....

It is my want to have all incompassing crushes on completely unattainable boys. Happily... My girl is coming home in a few hours!!!  I have been a sad lonely mama without her. Plus... My friends ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:24:00 GMT

Goddess of all things Sane

Oh Goddess of all things Sane...I have two very hyper girls in my care for the next 14 hours, and only one bottle of beer. please helpamen
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:05:00 GMT

My Free Will Astrology for the week of June 8th

Cancer (June 21- July 22) Listen to Poet Roberty Bly's description of you: You came into this world as a radiant package of cosmic wonders, as an unspeakably sublime bolt of primordial resonance, as ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:35:00 GMT

TV Turn-off Week

Tomorrow is the beginning of TV Turn-off Week (www.tvturnoff.org). I promised my daughter that if she could make it the whole week without TV/Videos or the computer then I would buy her a new skatebo...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:42:00 GMT