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THE COZZIENAN!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

If I'm at home, I'm allllll naked*. If I'm out I'm allllll naked.*,possibly drinking tea.

My Interests

Character Design Playing dress-up Being naked Behavioural patterns Music Natural Disaster Alien Ocean Creatures A bit o'Stand Up Global Warming Genetic Mistake Orgasm Trepassing Survival Vintage Clothes Bone Structure Buddha Tea Cheese Cider Bizarre Magazine Cartoons

I'd like to meet:

Bill Bailey, Clutch, Sarah Kennedy, Billy Connolly, Bianca Beauchamp.

Music:

Clutch, Madeleine Peyroux, Everlast, Slipknot, Johnny Cash, The White Stripes, Muse, Primus, Rammstein, Aphex Twin, Tenacious D, The Pogues, Blondie, plus lots more I can't be bothered to list right now.

Movies:

Austin Powers, Reservoir Dogs, High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Trainspotting, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, Lock Stock, Oldboy, Sin City, Fight Club, Amelie, The Beach, The Truman Show, Murder in the First, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Leon, City of God, Matrix, Anchorman, Withnail and I, Monty Python, Wayne's World, Fantasia, Alice in Wonderland.

Television:

The Office, Peep Show, The Day Today, Jam, Brass Eye, Futurama, Frasier, Black Adder, Friends, The Simpsons, Steptoe and Son, Fawlty Towers, Phoenix Nights, The Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, Alan Partridge, Arthur, Recess, Only Fools and Horses, Black Books.

Books:

Mutants, I AM LEGEND, My life in Orange, Flanimals, Lady Daisy, Adrian Mole, At the Mountains of Madness, The Book of Useless Information, Life of Pi, Ludmilas Broken English, Are you Dave Gorman?, The Godfather, The Curious Incident of the Dog, Googlewhack!, Etiquette for Women, The Ark of the People, Yes Man, The Monsters in my Tummy, Confessions of an English Opium eater, Dreamchild, Wall and Piece, Wendling, Aaron Lopresti's Sketchbook, Atlas, Fast Food Nation, Flaming Carrot's Greatest Hits, Bravemouth, The Flower Fairies, Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes, Roald Dahl in gerneral, Random Acts of Kindness.

Heroes:

Billy Connolly, Johnny Cash, Clutch.

My Blog

Junction Saturday 8th

For those of you who didn't get the message etc, didn't reply *no excuses!* I've put it up here aswell. Junction, from 6/7pm *avoiding the queues* On Saturday 8th September. Come to celebrate everyo...
Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

Balls to knickers!

Lately I have been discarding of my knickers at a furious rate. If I'm wearing knickers they feel uncomfortable, slightly out of place, etc I re-arrange, like a person would. Put your hand down the b...
Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST

Melanie Snots.


Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:14:00 PST

Stressed Femme = Fatale.

The Co'nan - It's not me. It WAS me, but not anymore.   Post'Nan - No, I don't offer tea anymore. ...
Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:20:00 PST

Over by the watercooler...


Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:17:00 PST

Perhaps it would save time...

  The Cozzienan - Fuck you.
Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:16:00 PST

Alice Breadslice

Alice's life is a constant plague....
Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST

"RobotNick needs a Dick"


Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:59:00 PST

Free Shave with Every Cut


Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

Stannah Stairlifts Cause Cancer.

This woman called Debbie jsut rang from Stannah Stairlifts *this is because I once pretended to be 65 and ordered their free catalogue, for a free sample of that mattress that moulds to your shape* A...
Posted by THE COZZIENAN! on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:55:00 PST