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Hailing from Atlanta, GA, where a duck can roam a house with his own kiddie pool, playskool piano and a fridge full o'peas.
For a duck, I'm pretty well-traveled. I've been spotted at the P.G.A. Masters and wading through the surf at Daytona Beach. I also attended an Ithaca College graduation, but higher education's not my bag. I'm more of an intuitive, street smarts kinda guy.
Sometimes my mother dearest dumps me in an empty pot on the stove and takes pictures, laughing mischieviously. Hardy har har. S' the way it is for us water fowl. Boil a duck and people laugh. Boil a bunny rabbit and Glenn Close gets shot in the head.
Excuse me, my mom's about to change my diaper. Yes, I wear a diaper. Word.
