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HEY MEATHEADS !
I PLAY TOO MUCH VIDEO GAMES - TOTALLY FROTHED OFF PROTOTYPE
hi
gday im marcus. im at uni, 1st year, its a fuckin bludge. studying aerospace engineering. i play horn in a reggae band, were called jaspora - keep an eye out for us ;) i also play senior footy for the hampton hammers. nothin i enjoy more than a night out with the boys for a few frothies. if you wanna drink with me, have a kick, or need help with maths or physics - im your man. also im good at giving advice to people in sticky situations - or so im told. thats about it.
love my mates, love my beer, love my footy. :) haha
anyone who knows my way of life knows that these sentences sum up my personality.
* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
* The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
* Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
* Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
* Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
* Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
* If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
* Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
* If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
* Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? (yes) It was probably worth it.
* If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
* Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.
* Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
* Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
* A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
* Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse.
* The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
* Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
actually im a bit of a racial fruit salad - got a bit of everythin. i dont actually know though. its a VERY long story and for those i know well enough to know it. its a bloody good one.
but yeah im half mauritian
bit italian
bit irish
bit everything else?????
also im a muso. the best people in the world.
play trumpet - have for 6 years
play piano - have for about 10 years then couldnt be fucked gettin my AMOS
played euphonium - i dont know why i did that.
play a bit of drums - hey its fun.
oh yeah - and guitar. most people like those ones.
so if you wanna know more about the man behind the legend - add him on msn [email protected]
hes always up for a good ol chat when hes not doing homework or chillin with the boys
peace
CHRIS MAINWARING
1965 - 2007
REST IN PEACE
you will be missed
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