Greetings everyone, the Fishforker here!Well, what can I say? I'm a strange man with strange tastes. Basically I'm a 6 ft, overweight (albeit, only slightly) mixed martial artist who enjoys the company of good friends, his great family who are all much more talented than I will ever be! I am also the author of the chronicles Captain Bovine Faeces and his many strange adventures. The Captain is a man who believes he is descendant of an alien race The fishforkians. Along the way he has many adventures, some by himself and some with his faithful and wise companion The Man of Mystery! The Man of Mystery has a talent for conjuring up strange forces that make people move in a peculiar way. He does this with the power of his Galactic weapon the key board. Both characters share there belief in the elixir of enlightenment (which they drink for inspiration and courage).This was handed down to them by the ancient master Lord Jack Daniels the 7th. You can read there adventures on my blogs. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them.
If you know me, then drop me a line.
If not, get fishforked!Crisbian
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