12 steps to a better life |
1. Start Bikram Yoga
2. sign up for photography classes
3. take up cooking
4. change my hair color
5. no bullshit mentality
6. give up sodas
7. drink more water
8. masturbate more (can't hurt, right!?...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:49:00 GMT |
english (it’s not english!) |
i received this message today:
"WHAT IT DO!! JUS STOPP'N THRU 2 SHO LUV!! CHECK OUT MY PAGE & OUR NEW SINGLES (DO SHE WANNA CUT, SUPA DUPA, & I DO MY THANG) & TELL ME WHAT U THINK (add a f...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:19:00 GMT |
my clothes better give me super powers... |
since i have to wear "nice" clothes to work now, i decided to start getting them dry cleaned. i dropped off 13 garments at the dry cleaner on tuesday. i picked them up yesterday afternoon af...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:10:00 GMT |
best phone conversation of all time |
friday morning. i'm at work. i've just finished an hour conversation with the tech guy in an attempt to fix our ghetto ass computer. phone rings.
me: "houston's, this is rebecca."
lady: "excusie...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:07:00 GMT |
KY is VERY educational |
I learned the following things while visting my family in KY:
aliens live in the center of the earth and visit us by travelling through portals located at the bremuda triangle. (most of you had h...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:13:00 GMT |
cry baby |
today i cried 5 times:
josh and i were watching a special on animal planet about the conservation of red pandas. in india, they released two red pandas that had been raised in a zoo into the wild. the...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:22:00 GMT |
a new national holiday? |
is january 6th "asshole day?" i didn't get the memo, but apparantly it's a new holiday where everyone decides to be assholes.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:25:00 GMT |
me like bread...arrghhhh |
so i recently learned that combining myself, my drunk friends, and a loaf of stolen sourdough bread leads to pure insanity on a not-so-sober friday night. how does a loaf of bread become holy com...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 20:11:00 GMT |
johari |
go to this link and select adjectives you think describe me. i'm just curious! and hey, make one yourself.
thanks, folks!
http://kevan.org/johari?name=spiralbecca
i just edited this blog:
go to my no...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 17:11:00 GMT |
TAG |
So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't f...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:16:00 GMT |
