THIS IS SOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!~~MARINES come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, & states of sobriety, misery, & confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, & the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He's extremely irresistible, totally irrational & completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Marines are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt... in bars & behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a 6 pack. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or A WOMAN HE CAN COUNT ON. Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them & somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds. You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, & the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, eating chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, & the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover... He is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
Name are joshua
Birthday is 07/23/1986
Birthplace parris island
Current Location are fuck
Eye Color are all sorts
Hair Color are brown
Height are 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed are wrong handed
Your Heritage my mom and dad
Type of Shoes You Wear is on my feets
Your Weakness are dying
Your Fears poop
Your Perfect Pizza bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year are get laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger definately yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up fuck me
Your Best Physical Feature my middle finger
Your Bedtime fuck bed
Your Most Missed Memory if i remembered it i wouldn't miss it
Pepsi or Coke dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King jack in the box
Single or Group Dates all
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee as long as it's warm i don't care
Do you Smoke only on days that end in y
Do you Swear fuckin hell no i don't mother fuckin swear
Do you Sing do you
Do you Shower Daily yes and sometimes nightly
Have you Been in Love hmm...
Do you want to go to College your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married someday
Do you belive in yourself no
Do you get Motion Sickness no
Do you think you are Attractive i'm fuckin sexy
Are you a Health Freak i like candy
Do you get along with your Parents mom, yes. dad, no
Do you like Thunderstorms only if someone gets struck with lightning
Do you play an Instrument i can clap
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol more than you know...
In the past month have you Smoked hell yeah i did...
In the past month have you been on Drugs fuck that
In the past month have you gone on a Date no...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos mmm...oreos...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi not the kind you're thinkin of
In the past month have you been on Stage no
In the past month have you been Dumped yeah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping not yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything your virginity
Ever been Drunk do you breathe air
Ever been called a Tease mmm...
Ever been Beaten up pfftttt...don't even think about it...
Ever Shoplifted no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up a fireman...
What country would you most like to Visit Ireland
Favourite Eye Color green...
In a Boy/Girl...
Favourite Hair Color brown
Short or Long Hair don't care
Height don't care
Weight don't care
Best Clothing Style don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken don't care
Number of CDs I own don't care
Number of Piercings don't care
Number of Tattoos don't care
Number of things in my Past I Regret don't care
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You Are 75% Redneck
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
There ain't no redneck like you. How Redneck Are You?