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Leraji

Once you can accept the Universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes

About Me

I love and hate a little bit of everything. I am in limbo with my life right now but its cool. Am in school and will be for a while longer. I work hard and play harder, in between naps and masturbation.
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Interests

I enjoy microbrews and bars. I love dancing and acting like a fool. Sleep is someting precious to me. Am currently actively learning Spanish. ¿Son personas que quieren ayudarme? Necisito practicar más. Other interests: Chaos, Burning Man, wearing costumes, cool t-shirts, gay porn, and the annihilation of everything that's sure to come. We may as well enjoy what we can when we can, its all going to be embraced by sweet oblivion sometime. :)

I'd like to meet:

Folks that are interesting and cool or stimulating somehow, without the bullshit. I like it when people know how to complete sentences, and have a sense of humor. Irreverence and inappropriate behaviors and jokes are always welcomed. Drinking buddies too.

Music:

Tool, NIN, Bjork, Pink Floyd, Ladytron, Slayer, La Mala Rodriguez, 80s dance stuff, cool technoish like hard and darker jungle, house, techno, etc. Metallica, Hip-hop (if its cool, not gangsta shit), violent femmes, the cure, primus, portishead, alice in chains, system of a down, talking heads, rage against the machine, and a TON more...

Movies:

Night Of The Living Dead (Original), The Wall, Not Another Teen Movie, A Clockwork Orange, Blue Velvet, The Life of Brian, A Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), Dancer In The Dark, Terminator & Terminator II, Four Rooms (Puke at the dead whore, funniest fucking scene ever!), An American Werewolf in London, Lagaan, In The Mouth of Madness, Wicked City, Jacob's Ladder, Meet The Feebles, Amores Perros, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Mala Educacion, Sobre todo de mi madre, Killing Fields, Dodgeball, 28 Days Later, Sin City, Best In Show, Sixteen Candles, Lord of The Rings movies, Legend, Rocky Horror, Fight Club, Labrynth, Donnie Darko, Exorcist, Carrie, Psycho, too many to list... but weird and silly and trippy are good...

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Globetrekker, Futurama, Adultswim, Arrested Development, Star Trek: Voyager, Next Generation mostly, Seinfeld (i still like it), Farscape (shut up I'm a dork), OPB, Discovery channel, Dexter's Labratory, Chapelle Show, South Park, The Simpsons, Space Invader Zim, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Quantum leap,

Books:

The Dune series, Tess of the D'urbervilles, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and other Douglas Adams, Red Dragon, Wicked, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Great Expectations, To the Lighthouse, Dead Souls, Ivanhoe, The Stranger, Naked Lunch, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Frankenstein, She's Come Undone, Tomato Red, Dante's Inferno, Wheel of Time series (end it already), and lots and lots of fantasy nerd stuff, its like junkfood in book form... also I LOVE Essays and essay compilations like the Bedford reader, Signs of Life, etc...

Heroes:

Uh....um... tibetan monks, good bartenders, and scientists, yeah that's it...