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This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous Activity to be teaching children?GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?The radio went silent and the interview ended....