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I live at the intersection of crackhouse lane and border brother street. My pet peeves include stinky people, nose picking and cold sweaty feet. My sign is virgo, my lucky number is 1, my nicknames are cheekies, chinchilla, jvessica and kiki. I'm a fighter and a lover,Arizona Sweetened Ice Tea, chilli cheese dogs and the black hawk pizza are the bomb. I'm never up to date with pop culture and politics, I live in my own little world. Watching someone being cut open makes me crave a cheese pizza (extra sauce). I hate spiders or anything with more than four legs, flourescent lights, comcast commercials, steve urkel, boiled cabbage, puppets, dolls, bills, when people constantly text, cowboy hats...etc. Don't ask me if I'm ticklish cuz no matter what I say you are still going to do it. GRRRR. When you hang out with me leave the bitch at home (basically leave your problems and drama at home). I like watching boxing, soccer and basketball and placing bets. I once stitched up my bloody toe. So if you're ever in a bloody tiff, give me a call. I'll provide the needle and seutchers. I can knit, juggle with one hand, fix a toilet, make tortilla chips, draw, sing, dance, act, play piano ( and the cowbell) bloddy bloddy blah. I wish I could visit my family in Spain, become a postmortem examiner as well as a tattoo artist and bra designer, I also wish.... I new how to end this fuckin about me section. Haha there we go.A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME (THE REMIX)Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me!I like to drink I kinda stink And you can say I'm dumbAnd when I'm done Drinking my rum I looky like a bum!!Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me!!!My booty's big From all the swig And I look like a pigThey point at me And shout SOOOOOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! And then I have to peeeeYo ho Yo ho a pirate's life for meHis name is Bob His name is Tom And ye can call her mumShe cooks for me RA-VEE-O-LEE From chef boyardeee YUM!!!Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for meI lost my fork I have no spoon And you look like a loon I'll drop me pants And do a dance And show you a full moon!!! (OOOH) (DUDE come on now)Yo ho yo ho a PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!!