Your sisters...and if I have time, possibly your mothers.
CKY, Tool, Mudvayne, Nirvana, A Perfect Circle, 311, Incubus, System of a Down, Sublime, Cold, NineInchNails, Taproot, AC/DC, Led Zepplin, Alice in Chains, Breaking Benjamin, Bob Marley, Slipknot, Static-X, Rage Against The Machine, Deftones, Coldplay, Disturbed, Radiohead, Earshot, Fear Factory, Filter, Foo Fighters, KMFDM, Linkin Park, Metallica, Minus The Bear, Oasis, Papa Roach, Prodigy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Staind, Stereophonics, Stone Temple Pilots, Tom Petty, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Velvet Revolver, The Doors...and so many more.
I'm a movie guy, so there's just way too many to list.
Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, UFC/Ultimate Fighter, Sopranos, and if there's nothing on...Animal Planet ftw. I really never watch TV though.
Magazines almost exclusively, but what I have read includes Fight Club, and some books on selling.
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