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I'm a tall fella.. bout 6'4"... short brown hair, glasses, white... kinda nerdly lookin'.... or so I'm told..... skinny.. well.. lanky... I dig music that has substance, classical, not classic rock (though I listen to that as well), blues, jazz, metal, punk, hardcore and of course, rockabilly/psychobilly... I am a smart guy, though I can seem really slow at times... it makes for a more.. unique conversation.. heh..
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NOW DRUNK RYAN QUOTES!
*The clocks should fight in Mortal Combat...
*I look like a prostitute right now
*You're... Hahahahahaha....
*Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
*My cellphone fell through the pocket, I can't find the pocket....
*That rymed, I need to make a rap, I need an Irish hat.
*We should go ckhaht.
*Let me treed those.
*Shut the fuck up Ryan, your out of your blelement.
*Wide gauge, wiiide gauge...
*That's such a funny.
*It's like oaks card without the crack, bitch! oaks card nothin' on me...
*The fuzzy vagina, fuzzy peach, fuzzy naval...
*I'll mark your fish.
*It all dissapears when I roll over...
*You've fallen off your couch of sex.
*I don't drink weed for a reason.
*It's funny cuz it's Nader.
*Has anyone else occurred that it sounds strange to say mountain breeze on a safeway can...
*Ruffles have riveges.
*For what time bitch... you missed the pun!
*Its like a Rollar poster roke!
*We should go to someones house and put rocks of salt on thier eyes!
*It's like butterfinger bitch, only with out cigarrettes.
*I said fuck you hippies, you're fucking hippies.
*Fucking Satan, your a fucking Oxigon.
*She's a prostitute without a cause, like a rubber without a prostitute...
*Because everything sounds dizzy.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Pop-up Advertisement
Your Favorite Target: Nymphomaniacs
Your Kill Count: 1,620,170,280
Your Battle Cry: "I got mad skillz, yo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 32
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $49,526,385,053,530
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 52%
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Word of advice... Don't Piss of the messiah if you're a nympho....
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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