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magical necrophiliac

About Me

Do not pass by my epitaph, traveler.
But having stopped, listen and learn, then go your way.
There is no boat in Hades, no ferryman Charon,
No caretaker Aiakos, no dog Cerberus.
All we who are dead below
Have become bones and ashes, but nothing else.
I have spoken to you honestly, go on, traveler,
Lest even while dead I seem loquacious to you.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
- Thomas Szasz

"During the next decade the American people will become poorer and less free as they become dependent on their government for economic security."
- Congressman Ron Paul M.D. 2002

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 06/09/2006
Band Website: crackmoneyrecords.com
Band Members: IM JERMEE JONS IM A GOOD SPELUR. I LIKE TO WRITE DRAW AND PLAY GAME...WELL AS YOU CAN SEE FORM MY PROFIL I AM A VERI INTELUGENT GUY... FORE EGGSAMPLE...THIS IS IN CAPITALS TO GET YOUR ATENSHUN. IT IS WORKING. SEE HOW SMART! IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW GOOD A PURSON I ARE JUST ASK ME. I WILL TELL YOU *PERSONALY*. BUTT...BEEWEAR! I AM A BLACK BELT IN CUNG FOO SO PLEEZ DO NOT FITE ME AND TAKE MY LUNCH MONY. I GET HUNGREY AND THEN MY MOM YELS AT ME AND I DO NOT GET DINNUR AND HAF TO SPENND THE NIGHT IN THE CELLUR.

Influences:

Sounds Like: the best/worst music to your ears
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

An angel blessed me with a poem today....

SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEAAAAA AAAAAAAAAANNNNNN......Magnificent....
Posted by on Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:23:00 GMT

I have a very important question to ask anyone.

Do midgets have night vision?
Posted by on Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:30:00 GMT

The Greatest Story in the History of Forever

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Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:21:00 GMT

I need to become a vegetarian again.

That shit can be expensive though, right? Damn. I need a job.From Mattieu Ricard's blog.Recently, in an international flight while the meal was being served, my neighbor, a young American Midwest, a...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:06:00 GMT

Very cute.

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Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:15:00 GMT

Fall in Love: Join the Resistance (Short Film)

A couple of times it's cheesy, and I skipped the first scene, but when all is said an done, this is pretty righteous.http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog .view&friendID=114034976&blogID=3...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:07:00 GMT

And another thing I should put out there.

This is a secret. It's so secret, that you probably won't even believe me when I tell you this.But secretly, I am (or at least have convinced myself) one of the most manipulative, sleazy, backstabbing...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 19:15:00 GMT

so im trying to find the line between ballsy and reckless

My DREAM job is to be a concept artist for a video game studio that does fictitious/fantasy work. My best chance at a stable career, however, is to redirect my efforts to my programming, even being on...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 18:19:00 GMT

i got to see an original leonardo da vinci piece today.

it was awesome. im so glad that i decided to put in the extra effort in order to be able to go. i wasn't even remotely expecting to see something like that. we got to go into restricted areas in the g...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:55:00 GMT

these poems...

http://www.abeautifulrevolution.com/blog/the_girl_i_love/the y make me sigh. a lot. brings back memories.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:59:00 GMT