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Bonita Applebum (Alecia J. to the masses)

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About Me


Hello. My name is Alecia J. (Familiarize yourself with that name. I will be famous soon). I will be your gracious hostess today. I would like to welcome you to MY spot in SPACE! Sit back, relax and make yourself comfy. Enjoy the Cloud 9 experience
I welcome you to indulge yourself in one of the funniest, smartest, wittiest and gracious women you will ever have the pleasure of meeting...ME! I am more than positive you will enjoy your stay.
I am a woman with a big heart. I love children and good people. I have a sarcastic, Seinfeldish, sense of humor. I love to laugh and make those around me smile. I like to surround myself with positive people and positive things. Take the time to get to KNOW me. You will be glad you did.
Ask me about my "KEEP YOU SMILING" guarantee
If you are looking for me, you can find me in Columbia, SC...maybe Charlotte, NC...and the other "A"; Augusta, GA. Yes, a sister needs to start venturing out further. I have some serious plans to travel more. If your spot is hot, let me know!
Let me take a brief moment from my feel good message to do my own PSA; I would like to let you lil knuckle headz know, I am a grown a$$ woman. So, if you are throwin up gang signs, repping your gang, or gang-related in anyway, don't even waste your time nor mine with a friends request. I AM NOT and WILL NOT be associated with gang members, even if it is JUST myspace. I respect your freedom to decide to be in a gang (don't understand why an ADULT would even bother still claiming one) so respect my freedom to not be associated with one. Thanks!
Ladies, we have so many beautiful and distinguish features. We have lovely eyes, gorgeous smiles, striking cheekbones...not to mention the inner beauty that makes us unique. Why must we be regulated to an ass shot to be on some guy who we don't know nor have any desire to meet friend's list? This is one of the reasons why...I REFUSE TO BE REGULATED TO AN ASS SHOT!
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY BLOGS AND MY SOMETIMES HUMOROUS INSIGHT ON DAILY LIFE!



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Alecia’s Familia

Meme (mi hermana)

DeeDee (amiga y hermana/bandidas!)

Bel & Yannah(mi hermanas)

Magz (mi hermana)

Nene (mi nino hermana)

Ree (prima)

Sherrie, Cierra & Elethia (primas de New York)

Keke (prima)

Primas de Charleston

My Blog

Mmmm Cake (Parental sucretion advised)

Okay, have you ever had the desire to eat the whole cake?  That is what I thought when I saw this!  The maker of this cake is a superb artist.  I found these cakes at:http://cupcakecutieetc.net  Does ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:48:00 GMT

Some Fuckary for your Soul; Family Photo edition

I love to find a good website that will provide me with some great laughs.  I found this in accessing awkwardphotos.com.  Ther eis some funny ish there! I want to credit them for the numbers below.  C...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:14:00 GMT

Top 10 lies Military Men tell

I love me some men in uniform!  I especially love looking at military men.  They are usually so fit and cultured.  Having had the course and pleasure of living near two military bases (Ft. Gordon & Ft...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:31:00 GMT

"It was a NIGGER!!!"

It was a NIGGER! That is one of the memorable lines to me from the 1997 movie Rosewood.  Rosewood is a true story, directed by John Singleton & Glenn Randall Jr.  January 1923, Rosewood, FL; a whi...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 20:03:00 GMT

Gay Guys vs Straight Chics

What is going on ladies and gents!  Big shout out to the three people who comment on my page (yet again calling the peekers out!).  Then again, I am just glad you came!  LOLSo, I was bored and my lil ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 20:25:00 GMT

Things that annoy me about celebs (just ranting)

Okay, I am taking a minor break from my writing. Finishing this book in a week is proving to be a no go. So I will give myself another week to do so.  I needed to clear my mind so I ventured to the us...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 21:00:00 GMT

The thin line between showing interest and stalking

Have you ever met a character online who piqued your interest so much you wanted to get to know them further? They seemed so kind and intriguing via text that you did the unordinary and gave them your...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:58:00 GMT

Susan Boyle; a boil on my a$$

We have all heard of her.  She came. She sang. She gave us that feel good moment of the year where looks was not an issue.  It was the beautiful voice that came out of her thin, pale lips that made us...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Is he truly BALLIN'?

In these times of bling bling, everyone is proclaiming themselves to be ballers.  During this recession I think the only true ballers are the dudes from AIG. These mofos are ballin on the backs of som...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:30:00 GMT

How many sex partners has your partner had?

How many sex partners have you had?  When asked by your lover/mate this question can make you cringe, especially for women.  More than one is one too many for most male egos.  A lot of men over inflat...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:45:00 GMT