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R U RDY 4 ME?! SUP Y'ALL! [did I just say y'all? ya rry] Samantha has many nicknames, typos, and luvahz~. LIKE OLI SYKES. [wait, when sam sees that I put this, she will spaz and jizz all over the coconuts] OKAY SO WHAT I CALL HER BY IS NORMALLY baby blueberry/coraline tampon clam/niece/mom/hannah montana's new bff/ and like idk, ok we think of new ones all the time. She loves asbury park, and OHAIR! WE FREAKED OUT ABOUT TAYLOR YORK CUTTING HIS FRO DOWN. damn boi wut u doin?! I hope you'll get in the fackin' zone, but don't promise you'll come fack, she'll count on you with a fruit basket and mb sum oj. OBTW, did I mention she asks jolene all the time? I mean, who doesn't?! UNF UNF UNFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAH. -pulls out kitty whiskers/fingers- MEROWWWWW. oh, and sam loves the bed with the flowers and snowflakes, and if you steal it, she will probably slap you with coconut sausage or sc3n3 extensions. I feel like edward around her, and so should you. Watch out, she might make you hurt your elbows. Other than that, my niece is awesomely radtasticly faptacular! [sorry biobutt if you're reading, I COULDN'T RESIST ;O]. Sam will make you pull ten ambers in a row, so don't plan on wearing your bright purple pants in Narnia, you scene fail you! ;D She'll probably ignore you if you don't put those back when she says "HEY YOU! PUT THOSE BACK!", so get ready for her to start talking in german to my grandmother who hates ove-gloves. Did I mention how her window is basically God? BLELLY BLUTTON BLASICALLY! bacon though. I am rambling. Sam and I smell like Raven. Get your 17/f/oregon butt up hurr and find out! She <3's Mrs. jones and she headbutts windows along with the old lady as well. Anyways I'm making no sense, BUT SAM, YOU DESERVE A GOLD STAR! -puts on creepy funny man dave mask- "why is an old lady giving me a handjob?" BECAUSE I'M BRYANNIMPACT, AND IDGAF! -love baby banana/auntie gerdie/miffy toast/mom/hannah montana/and idk what else/ silly! :D