About Me
I have no idea what to write about myself. So if you know me you should fill out this survey and send it to me. Then every week or so I will put up a new one.
This survey was done by Nina just after she met me... whenever that was.
BASIC KNOWLEDGE
1. My name: Guido.. that's the only way I've known you.
2. Where did we meet?: In Keiths car? Going to Area, I think.
3. Take a stab at my middle name: Uh... uh..
4. How long have you known me?: A few months,
5. How well do you know me?: Since most of your time is spent either smooching supermodels or having sex, I didn't really have much time get to know you well.
6. Do I smoke?: Yes
7. Do I do drugs?: Of course, doesn't everyone do drugs? No?... oh.. that's weird.
8. Do I believe in God?: I don't know.
9. When you first saw me what was your impression?: I was kind of drunk I don’t know…
10. My age?: 24
11. Birthday?: Uh.. I am not sure
12. Color hair?: Dark brown or black and long and siky!!!
13. Color eyes?: Brown! Oh good god, I love your eyes on shrooms. 14. Do I have any siblings? how many?: biological? Uh.. I don’t' know you that well.
15a. (If opposite) ever had a crush on me?: OF COURSE! I think you have testosterone just oozing off of you or something that sends women flocking.. :P No seriously though, you're a babe, pretty crazy though. But it's good.
15b. (If same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me?:
16. What's one of my favorite things to do?: (someone else said this) Fuck crazy girls.( I second it)
17. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?: no... do you?
18. What's my favorite type of music?: NIN ( 19. What is the best feature about me?: Your voice.
20. Am I shy or outgoing?: You're secure.
21. Would you say I am funny?: YES
22. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: uh why are you even asking this?
23. Any special talents?: I dont' know.
24. Would you consider me a friend?: yes… at least I hope.
25. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie, average, sporty,hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby,or something else?: Womanizing man whore.
26. Have you ever seen me cry?: no
27. If I was sick or sad would you make an effort to make me feel better? yeah
28. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?: Guido is the best.. 'cause that's the only way I know you.
29. Are my parents still together?: I don't know
30. What do I love? (pretty general, huh?!): stuff that fucks you up, or you fuck it.. you know.. whichever.
31a. Who are my best friends (girls)?: You probably dont' have any... I mean, when hundreds of thousands of girls constantly knock at your door requesting to perform in huge orgies of unprotected sex, it's hard to keep your priorities straight.
31b. Who are my best friends (guys)?: NC-17... Keith... and I am sure there are a ton more.
32. Is there anything you want to tell me that I don't know??: I don't want to start any rumors, but this one time I saw a girl tap you on the shoulder to ask for directions and then before you could even turn around... her ovaries exploded because she couldn't handle how hot you were. True story.
33. To be general...Give your completely honest opinion of me: While your cover is that of a powerful womanizer, you're actually ... no no... that's pretty much all you are, to me so far anyway, since I don’t' know you all that well.
