Marco

I like to think of myself as a man of science. I am not fond of film. I am never worried so much as I just am sleepy. I am a composite of everyone I've ever known. I won't kiss until the seventh date. There are individuals and locations sordid enough to drive me to showering after contact. I have sleeping problems just like everyone else. I've been to twice as many funerals in my life as weddings. I'm not one of those people who goes out of his or her way to proclaim that he or she doesn't watch television. I'm a firm believer in one's placing his or her appearance above all else. I wish I had more scars on my face. I have the nervous habits of cracking my neck and toes. I like people better than principles, and I like people with no principles better than anything else in the world. I Often wonder why everyone is in such a hurry. I'll answer my phone unless I recognize the number. The only girl I ever loved was born on opening day of the 1989 trout season. I deliberately avoid aspartame, marijuana, and ground beef. I've never seen the west coast of the United States. You'll find that 12:35 is my favorite time. I do not, will not, and never did eat hot pockets. I am fundamentally opposed to the practice of alphabetization. I dislike Conservatives, Liberals, or anyone else who will categorize themselves so irrelevantly. Sometimes I look in the mirror and want to kiss myself I'm so pretty. I don't have an Asian fetish, although I find it understandable that some people do. Empathy is difficult when I can't relate. I know someone is important to me when they are the reason I throw up. I hate actors, they never act like people, they just think they do. I'm sick of seeing people going to parties, sipping on bullshit and spitting out even more. I don't enjoy theme parks. My flawless intuition sometimes works against me. I find road rage attractive. I don't have a sense of smell for a few months out of each year. I am not able to cry unless moved by a particular moment in a good song. I'm an optimist - it's my excuse for often being late. I hate all of my favorite things before I like them. I don't want to be friends with anyone who plays guitar. I rather dislike talking about politics, religion, or philosophy. I've always felt that if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't fuck around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like blowing smoke all over it. It's not that I don't care what people think (because I always like to hear it), it just doesn't really make a difference. I know who it is I will marry, and I will propose in six years. If I had to choose between the continued possibility of nothing happening and doing nothing, I would unquestionably choose the former. When I neglect to look carefully at the newspaper, I don't know what day it is, and if I guess Friday and then learn that is is actually Thursday, I do not experience any pleasure in having gained these twenty-four hours. I'm a paranoiac in reverse; I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. I truly dislike most vegans I meet (I find they are often condescending, self-righteous, and ignorant).