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Linzer Dinzer

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About Me

"I know who you are. I can see you. You're swearing now that someday you'll destroy me. Far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Go look for them now."

Atia of the Julii

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Basics


Name: Lindsay Ayn Penn
Birthdate: July 9th, 1986
Birthplace: Monroeville, PA
Time you Were Born: I think around 2 am.
Nicknames: Linzer Dinzer
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Brown naturually, currently colored red. Colored, not dyed. Animals die!
Height: 5'7"
Left or Right Handed: Righty
Heritage: Daughter of the American Revolution


Favorite...


Food: Mashed potatoes
Colour: Purple
Number: 56. It just sounds bouncy.
Letter: Q.
Season: Wow... I guess autumn.
Type of Weather: Twistas!
Sports team: Putas del Fuego. Roller derby.
TV ad: Outpost.com or Midnight Spank
Drink: Arnold Palmer
Alcoholic Drink: Merlot
Chocolate Bar: Oneway protein bar
Restaurant: Macaroni Grill
Gum: Orbit Bubblemint
Word: Euphoria


Your...


Bedtime: 0_0
Most Missed Memory: Weighing 125 lbs
Weakness: Love
Fears: Never being proud of myself
First Thought Waking Up: Why am I awake?
Goal For This Year: Pay off my debts
Most Overused Phrase on an instant messenger: "LoL"
Perfect Pizza: Cheese please!


This or That...


Orange or Apple juice: Apple
Dog or Cat: Dog
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Maccas or Burger Knig: What the hell is Maccas?
Scary Movie or Funny Movies: Oooh... total toss-up.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Black or White: Black
Truth or Dare: Truth
Live Forever or Die Young: Live Forever. Duh.
PS2 or Xbox 360: I have a PS2 but XBox 360 is a newer gen system so I'm sure it's better.
Snakes or Spiders: Spiders.
Mud or Dirt: Mud.
Gold or Silver: Silver.


Have You Ever...


Drunk: "Have I ever drunk?" Only a drunk person would say that. And yes.
Smoked: Oh yeah.
Done drugs: Of course. Can't lie.
Been beaten up: Kinda.
Done the beating up: Kinda.
Broken the law: Nothing too serious.
Been arrested: Nope.
Shoplifted: I stole a jolly rancher when I was a kid but I felt so bad I put it back.
Cut your own hair: Oooh yeah.
Burnt stuff caus you were bored: Ooooh yeah.
Danced in the rain: No but I really should.
Had a long distance relationship: Kinda.
Eaten something off the ground, ignoring the 10 second rule: I'm sure I have. Not a germ phob.
Been stalked: Not that I know of.
Skinny Dipped: No but I should.
Broken a bone: Nope.
Been in an Accident: Caused a couple.
Been in Love: Oh yeah.
Kissed opposite sex: Oh yeah.
Kissed same sex: Yup.


Do You...


Shower Daily: Nope.
Sing in the Shower: Not anymore.
Sing Well: I'd like to think so.
Swear: It's such a cliche to say "fuck yeah," but... fuck yeah.
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes. Not usually.
Want to go to College: Yeah if "The Man" would let me.
Want to Get Married: Yes.
Want to Have Kids: Ask again later.
Get Along With Your Parents: Overall, yes.
Get Along With Your Siblings: Overall, yes.
Like Thunderstorms: Not anymore.
Play an Instrument: Not really.
Speak a Foreign Language: Wish I could say yes but no.
Sleep wIth Stuffed Animals: I used to. Not too long ago.
Keep a Diary/Journal: I always start one but never manage to continue it. One of my big regrets about life. I would like to leave something behind.


Can You...


Roll Your Tongue in a Circle: Yes.
Both Ways: No.
Juggle: No but I would love to learn!
Do the Splits: To my shame, no.
Say the Alphabet Backwards: Almost.
Write With Both Hands: Poorly.


In a Guy/Girl...


Favourite Eye Colour: Actually, brown. Sometimes blue makes them look less intelligent for some reason.
Favourite Hair Colour: No difference to me. Blond, brown, black... it's all hot. Even red can be hot on the right person.
Long or Short: Long or bald. No between.
Height: All heights can be hot. I usually like them tall, but Hyde is 5'2" and he's the hottest thing ever.
Weight: Skinny or muscular.
Clothing Style: Comfortable but sleek, like jeans, sandles, but a button up top.
Drugs and/or Alcohol: I like someone who's open to alternate states of mind but doesn't let it take over
Love or Money: Most people will say love, as will I, but I appreciate someone who's effort and ambition is reflected in their billfold as well.


Random...


What's the Stupidest Thing You've Done: Can't say here.
Who Would You Want to be Stuck in an Elevator With: Nathaniel Branden.
Is Your Window Open: Nope. I'll forget to close it otherwise.
What Colour is Your Toothbrush: Pink! And it has Ariel from The Little Mermaid on it.


Little Known Fact About You:


Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: Erica Hayes. Known her since I was 10.
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: Actually... yes. But only if the person is highly intelligent and with a strong intuition.
Did You Have Long Hair as a Kid: My hair was near my butt my junior and senior year of high school.
What Cell Phone Provider Do You Have: T-Mobile.
Do You Know All The Words to the National Anthem: Oooh yeah.
Have You Ever Smoked Peanut Shells: What? You can do that?
Last Time You Swam in a Pool: Wow... a long long time ago.
If You Were a Crayon What Colour Would You Be: Purple. Royal and a mix between masculine and feminine color... but leaning more toward feminine.
Been to the Mall Lately: I work at a mall. So, uh, yeah.
Ever caught a Fish: Nope. No interest.
How Do You Cure Hiccups: Plug my nose and ears and chug water for as long as I can.
What's the Stupidest Thing You've Done: Like I said, can't say here.
Can You Stick Your Fist In Your Mouth: Yeah!
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My Interests

Television

Movies

The Internet

Music

Making Music

Japanese History
Japanese Pop Culture
Geisha

Anime

Writing

Gadgets

Creative People

Erotica

Manga

Mysticism

Realists

Ayn Rand & Philosophy

Awkward Humor

Talismans

Culture

Psychology

Disabilities

Drugs

Surreal Experiences

Useless products

Hairstyles

Homosexuality

Sexuaity

New Inventions

Depression

Healthy Snacks

I'd like to meet:

Libertarians especially. Neo-objectivists. Musicians.

Music:

(hed) p.e.

Alisha's Attic

All Saints

Andain

Anggun

Anna Tsuchiya

Avril Lavigne

Aya Kamiki

Ayumi Hamasaki

BoA

B'z

The Corrs

Crystal Kay

The Cure

David Bowie

Def Leppard

Econoline Crush

Faye Wong

Fire Inc

Fleetwood Mac

Frou Frou

Gackt

Garbage

Gorillaz

H.O.T

Hanson

Heart

Heartsdales

HelloGoodbye

Hide

HIM

HorrorPops

Hyde

Imogen Heap

Insignia

Janet Jackson

Jem

Joss Stone

Kang Ta

Kate Bush

Kelly Clarkson

The Killers

KMFDM

Koda Kumi

Kottonmouth Kings

Kristine Sa

L'Arc~en~Ciel

Lilly Allen

Lindsay Lohan

Lucia

Luna Sea

M.I.L.K

Madonna

Mandy Moore

Marilyn Manson

Maroon 5

Mase

Massive Attack

Matisyahu

M-Flo

Michael Jackson

Michelle Branch

Milla

miyavi

moa

Moby

My Chemical Romance

Namie Amuro

Nana

Natalie Imbruglia

Neve

Nicholas Tse

Nickelback

Nine Inch Nails

No Doubt

Olivia

Paula Abdul

Pink

Portishead

Powerline!!

Powerman 5000

Prince

Ralph Stanely

Rammstein

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Republica

RJD2

Robert Miles

Rurutia

Saqi

Sarah Harmer

Sarah McLachlan

Savage Garden

Scarlet (Just for “Independent Love Song”)

Seal

Shakira

Shakkazombie

Shawn Colvin

Sheila Nicholls

Shiina Ringo

Siam Shade

Silent Hill Soundtrack

Silly Wizard

Sleeper

SM Town

Snake River Conspiracy (Mainly for “Vulcan”)

Sneaker Pimps

Sophie B. Hawkins

SOUL'd OUT

Soundgarden

The Sounds (for “Seven Days A Week”)

Spin Aqua

Splashdown

Stacie Orrico

Stereophonics

Steve Conte

Stevie Nicks

Stevie Wonder

Sting

Sugababes

Taja Sevelle

Tatu

Tears for Fears

Tenacious D

They Might Be Giants

TLC

Toby Keith

Tokyo Jihen

Tom Waits

Tori Amos

Trip

Trisha Yearwood

UA

The Uninvited

The Used

Utada Hikaru

Valen Hsu

Vanessa Mae

Vitamin C

X Japan

Yaida Hitomi

Youjeen

YUI

Yuki Koyanagi

Zwei

Movies:

2002

About A Boy

Audition

Citizen Kane

Clerks

The Crow

Domino

The Emperor and the Assassin

The Fifth Element

Far From Heaven

Four Rooms

Gen-X Cops

Ghost World

In Good Company

Insomnia

Legend

Masterminds

Master Q 2001

Memoirs of a Geisha

Moon Child

My Schoolmate the Barbarian

Pulp Fiction

Rave Fever

Serenity

Shaolin Soccer

Star Wars

Tale of Two Sisters

True Romance

Requiem For A Dream

Silent Hill

Young and Dangerous The Prequel

Television:

American Idol

Angel

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cowboy Bebop

CSI: Crime Scene Investigators

The Days

Family Guy

Firefly

Fruits Basket

Furi Kuri, Fooly Cooly

Futurama

General Hospital

Gravitation

House

Home Movies

My So-Called Life

Rome [Why is it over??]

Rurouni Kenshin

Samurai Champloo

Samurai X

Scrubs [Best Show EVER!!]

The Simpsons

Books:

Atlas Shrugged

The Fountainhead

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Prozac Nation

Pure

Requiem for a Dream

Sloppy Firsts

Where the Heart Is

Heroes:

BoA

Ayn Rand

Ayumi Hamasaki

Bonnie Clark (previous boss)

Brian Hinson (previous boss)

Gackt

H. Naoto

Joss Whedon

Seth MacFarlane

My Blog

Sex is weird.

If he hits you, he's a rapist, but some girls like it rough, thoughLike when he slaps your bottom or he's tugging your hairOur culture says that women have the right to say noIn certain situations tha...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

Greed... for lack of a better word... is good.

Gekko:Well, I appreciate the opportunity you're giving me, Mr. Cromwell, as the single largest shareholder in Teldar Paper, to speak.Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're not here to indulge in ...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

Has-Been

I was in a great band!We made a lot of money!We went around the world!And now we're toast.Yeah, I'm a has-been, what's wrong with that?Now I'm on The Surreal Life with Da BratYeah, I'm a has-been, but...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:59:00 PST

Fun MySpace survey

Write exactly whats on your mind and don't change it..Finish the sentence:1. My ex - should always be a part of my life. (Eric)2. I am listening to  X Japan's "Crucify My Love."3. Maybe I should  go...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

I know you're all sick of Lily Allen...

... but these are the most beautiful and honest break-up-song lyrics I've ever heard.Sometimes I find myself sittin' back and reminiscingEspecially when I have to watch other people kissin'And I remem...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

Money is the root of all evil?

In a perfect world, I don't believe that everyone would be equal. I believe that a person's wealth should equate how much they contribute to the world, or the greatness that they choose to achieve. A ...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:38:00 PST

A Fruitless Dream

Why are you over thereWhile I'm alone and bareCalculating wings onto angelsThey fly all limp and scaredUpon this love we shareWhat a flawed little fable!You can't expect a miracle when you don't belie...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST

I am in love with Lily Allen

Lily Allen's "Alfie" from album "Alright, Still"I am totally in love. The album is amazing!!http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST

If you think you can handle me...

You're beautiful, and everybody loves youBut I'm unimpressedYou're cynical, but somehow I amaze youFar beyond the restYour stance is unconvincingThere's a puzzle piece that's missingDon't you see I'm ...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

If you haven't been following the Duke Lacrosse case...

Look it up and prepare to scream. ...
Posted by Linzer Dinzer on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST