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summers christ

christopher robin's childhood dick

About Me

corporate asshole

i'm the man behind the curtain in Pink Sock Smegma Monster , Shit Colossus, Sinced Slicedildo, We Reach Heights of Which You Can Only Dream, and Gustless Ballsack as well as an official supporter of Robowigger 3000 . i am also one half of the amazing synth piano rock pop group Dilithium Tourdes . also, if you're keeping track, i'm one-half of the porn powergroup Glassface Joe's Car Crash Gash .

i am dead as of today.

My Interests

reading, writing, making fun of people, music, video games, drawing, sleeping, recording fun piano songs that will make you orgasm

I'd like to meet:

someone who is down to earth and doesn't mind taking a fist up the ass.

Music:

see for yourself .

Movies:

back to the future trilogy, trey parker/matt stone stuff, run ronnie run, akira, ghost in the shell, steamboy

Television:

family guy is for faggots

Books:

bukowski, coupland, osamu tezuka

Heroes:

michael jordan

My Blog

hi everyone.

i'm in the market for a stick of deodorant.  you know where to reach me.by the way, this cd rocks.
Posted by summers christ on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:30:00 PST

ghostulon: the search for bf appz

hi.  wuttup?  who wants 2 b my bf/gf?  now taking appz.
Posted by summers christ on Sun, 21 May 2006 03:46:00 PST

album of the year for 2005

one be lo "s.o.n.o.g.r.a.m." now, i recently got into hip hop, and one of my first experiences with it was the late and great binary star.  songs like 'slang blade' and 'honest expression' were...
Posted by summers christ on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:03:00 PST

musical projecteering

hello, everyone.  ripping ronbo here asking kindly if you'll please visit the dilithium tourdes myspace here.  it's a little musical project sonny and i have been working on since the mid-su...
Posted by summers christ on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 06:28:00 PST

p.s. i, um, kinda survived.

sorry everyone, but i'm still alive.  no hurricane will defeat me.  i plan to die of asshole cancer when i'm 94.  so for those that thought i was dead, i'm not.  for those who hope...
Posted by summers christ on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:59:00 PST

schwakkub

braaaap! this house is burning hot, and it sucks.
Posted by summers christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

friend list

just narrowed down my friend's list...i didn't need all those sub-par bands' event requests.  so now, i'm the winner.
Posted by summers christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST