Shadow the Chunky Monkey

I'm watching Wayne's World. I heard there is great scene in it where some dog takes a poo. I take the best poos in the world. Clint Eastwood once tried to out poo me, but I felt lucky. I made his day. Let's see, I eat, sleep, cry like Conor Oberst during thunderstorms. I hang with my Pop, Jason, and sometimes with this wild dog Sassy. She's one hot bitch, but I dig the boys more than the bitches. I have friends who understand that if they try to eat my food, I'll kill them. I can be pretty savage. I'm tired, I don't think this movie has any good scenes in it. I'm going to poo and then sleep.