Gidget

hanging out in the sun, running in the backyard and making Candace mad at me for tearing up tissue paper and leaving it in her room.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? I'm not a pet...I'm the Queen of the house
What is your name? Gidget
What other nicknames do you have? gidgey widgey, taco bell (i'm not proud), mexican rat
What is your favorite treat? anything that begins with F-O-O-D
What would your owner describe you as? perfect in every way (just take my word for it)
What is the funniest thing you have done? played "jackass" on the couch and took a lick on the ole noggin
What is the bravest thing you have done? bite folks ankles cause they think they can grace my presence - how dare they
Yes or No
Are you neutered? i'm a woman for crying out loud but there isn't any junk in the trunk if you must know
Are you a social animal? depends on the company
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? but of course
Are you friendly? most bitches say no but i say yes
Are you overweight? hell no!! what kind of question is that for a lady
Do you like warm milk? i like warm wine
Do you eat cheese? only brie
Do you eat bugs? for goodness sake - i'm not a stray
Do you live with other animals? no they couldn't handle me
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? the house of course
Do you like to exercise? i do when there's food invovlved
Do you like car rides? yes - i love to ride with my chaueffer
Do you get into stuff? only when i'm naughty
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? only when she does what i bark
Do you like to swim? no - i don'y like my fur wet - it's a bitch to dry
Do you chase laser pen dots? i'm not stupid
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? yes....i need to eat

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!