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Funny things I overhear at bars:
"Sometimes I feel like there's a little guy in my head building shoes"
Molly's At The Market, New Orleans - LA
"Was that the first word you ever spoke in English?"
The Wild Goose, Inglewood - CA
"Hey keep that thing on and get me a 6 pack"
Galaxy Theatre, Santa Ana - CA
"TICONDEROGA BITCH!!!"
Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA
"You Know if you were drinking more you would be talking less"
The V-Room, Long Beach - CA
"Oh you can't buy these, we get these specially made in Tijuana, 30 cents an hour"
The Doll Hut, Anaheim - CA
"Hey, what did Jesus say?"
The V-Room, Long Beach - CA
"I couldn't pick up a brush and paint a Van Gough or some shit, but it's just cause I don't have the patience for that shit. But I can hold my breath for a really long time though."
Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA
"You've got to try the pastrami chili cheese fries from next door! It's like a blow job in my mouth. Wait, that's not what I meant."
Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA
"Ive gotten to the age where I'm really feeling like I need children, cause, you know, I really want to have someone to fuck up."
The V-Room, Long Beach - CA
"Responsibility Matters"
It said this on a the coaster under my drink
"You're only as young as the person you're sleeping with"
The Anarchy Library, Downey - CA
"You're no surfer, cause you're wearing socks with your sandals!"
The V-Room, Long Beach - CA
"Lucky for you 40's the new 30."
Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA
I ovedr heard something really , really fuuny tonigh, bu I am really really drunk and for the life of me I can';t remember what itw as.
sittin in forn t o fmy computer, Long Beach - CA
It's like they're drunk, and I'm outgoing.
V-Room, Long Beach - CA
They gave me a whiskey and carbonated water. Who does that? Why?
Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA
I'm not gonna kill no one, but I'll drug someone and hide the body!
Fern's, Long Beach - CA
That's a great deal. It's like a soar peter, you can't beat it!
The Wild Goose, Inglewood - CA
Bewtween the bright lights... and somethin or othwer. I don't know, I'm drunk nowe.
Right hizzy, fo shizzy
Tell em Large Marge sent ya!!!
Fern's, Long Beach - CA
My boyfriend got a DUI at the drive thru at Tommy's cause he was really drunk and he passed out in the drive thru
Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA
He got caught at an altercation at Del Taco
Los Amigos Men's Club, Downey - CA
