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h.jpgI'm a self made millionairre, tall and handsome and looking for leggy, dumb blonde..... oh no wait sorry, wrong website!!!!! I live in jolly Blighty where the summers are short and really not that hot, where the winters are pathetic and drizzly and never really get cold enough to have a jolly good snow (so i can build a snowman and put snow down peoples pants - thats undercrackers to you yanks)!!!
I spend most of my days sitting in a little office at a car garage opposite a boss who thinks he's competing for the 'STAND UP OF THE YEAR' award and tells the same old stories over and over (and to him, they seem to get funnier and funnier every time)..... I on the other hand, like to drift away and imagine im David Hasselhoff on the set of Baywatch, occasionally tensing my pecs and having beautiful girls in red swimsuits grooming my chest wig!!!
MICHAEL
M
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Mysterious
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Intense
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Clever
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Hilarious
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Alluring
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Ebullient
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Luscious
What Does Your Name Mean?
What kind of muscle car are you?
1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MIKE
Birthday: 10/03/1983
Birthplace: ASCOT
Current Location: MY DESK IN DEEPCUT, LIVING IN NORTH CAMP FARNBOROUGH
Eye Color: GREENY BROWN
Hair Color: BLONDISH
Height: 5' 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: WRITING - RIGHT HANDED, OTHER THINGS - BOTH!
Your Heritage: ENGLISH AS FAR AS I KNOW, BUT MY SURNAME IS GERMAN! EEK!
The Shoes You Wore Today: DESERT BOOTS... ALTHOUGH I DONT ACTUALLY WORK IN THE DESERT
Your Weakness: NOT GETTING MORE INVOLVED IN THINGS
Your Fears: FAILING MYSELF AND OTHERS
Your Perfect Pizza: THE FOLD OVER ONES AT ZIZZI
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: NEW JOB, DEAR GOD PLEASE!!! AND MY NEW CAR WHENEVER IT DECIDES TO ARRIVE!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: COOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: YYYYAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHMMMMUUUUHHHHH ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Your Best Physical Feature: I DONT NO
Your Bedtime: 11PM - 12PM
Your Most Missed Memory: PROBABLY MY NAN, OR NOT KEEPING IN CONTACT WITH GOOD FRIENDS
Pepsi or Coke: CHERRY COKE, A LITTLE SPLASH OF HEAVEN
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURKER KING FRIES
Single or Group Dates: ORGIES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THEY BOTH SOUND BAD
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE EVERYTIME
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH PLEASE
Do you Smoke: SMOKE WHAT EXACTLY??
Do you Swear: F*CK YEAH!
Do you Sing: BADLY... BUT YES!
Do you Shower Daily: TWICE YES
Have you Been in Love: SURE
Do you want to go to College: I AM (PART TIME)
Do you want to get Married: POSSIBLY
Do you belive in yourself: WELL I CAN BELIEVE MY LIES, WHY CANT YOU!!!???
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: NOPE
Are you a Health Freak: KINDA
Do you get along with your Parents: OF COURSE
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH, THERE'S ONE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Do you play an Instrument: I USED TO. I WANNA LEARN DRUMS AND GUITAR
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: DONT BE SILLY, COURSE I HAVE
In the past month have you Smoked: SMOKED WHAT? I KEEP ASKING!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'M DATING MY GIRLFRIEND... DURR
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: PROBABLY NOT
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YES! YES! YES! MY MUM GOT ME SOME FROM VEGAS!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES! ITS AN ACQUIRED TASTE, I DONT LIKE ALL OF IT
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ITS TOO COLD FOR THAT! DOES A BATH COUNT?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE
Ever been Drunk: ALL THE TIME
Ever been called a Tease: YEP
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: YEP - BIG TIME!
How do you want to Die: SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUST OR DOING SOME CRAZY EXTREME SPORT
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: EVERYTHING
What country would you most like to Visit: AMERICA - OVER AND OVER
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: BLONDE OR BROWN
Short or Long Hair: LOOOONG
Height: SHORT TO MEDIUM, DONT LIKE THE LANKY ONES!
Weight: NO BIG MOMMAS
Best Clothing Style: SEXY PUNK/GOTH STYLE
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: HUNDREDS
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: 1 BUT I WANT LOADS AND LOADS MORE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 OR 3
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Which Anchorman Are You?
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Ron Burgundy
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.You are Ron Burgundy. Witty and charming, everyone loves you.
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