The Widescreen Edition
Dave Bazan
Sufjan Stevens
Thom Yorke
Jeff Tweedy
Leslie Feist, Emily Haines, & Amy Milian
Someone I can trust
David Bazan
Damien Jurado
Jeff Tweedy
Tom Waits
Sufjan Stevens
Sigur-Ros
Mum
Anima
Broken Social Scene
Do Make Say Think
Feist
Emily Haines
Stars
Arcade Fire
Wolf Parade
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Jaga Jazzist
Godspeed You! Black Emporer
Fiona Apple
Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins
Sharks Keep Moving
Animal Collective
Coco Rosie
Wilco
This story will be about David Bazan: Behind the Music. Basically young David grew up wanting to be a lumberjack, He would travel across the land with his axe and flannel shirt, chopping down shruberies and cacti along the way. Everything seemed to be going great for David, until one day... It was unexpected. David was paralyzed with fear when from above him, out of the tree he was chopping, Ted Nugent leaped. Ted let out a piercing war cry and shot David in his left arm with a flaming arrow. Ted Nugent apolgized, saying he thought David was a 'varmint'. Ted then ran away to create a reality TV series, only to get canceled on the 3rd episode when he swung a chainsaw around thinking he was a barbarian thirsting for the hunt, only to get said chainsaw lodged into his thigh. This series of events caused serious trauma in young David. He didn't know what to do. So he joined a wagon train and headed out west to forget about those horrifying events. He ended up in Oregon and began a new life as a telemarketer for a local travel agency. But everyone hated him for it, so he decided to make a band called Pedro the Lion. Many were disappointed by this though, as the band had nothing to do with a man named Pedro, or a Lion, much less the two combined. So David was all like, 'I'll make my own band with like 5 side projects, cause I'm crazy and indie like that'. Thus came the creation of his solo project and one of his side projects. His latest cd had artwork showing David's lumberjack roots. This brought mental relapses upon him, causing him to go into hiding and then on a rampage hunting walrus' and iguanas, all with the mighty axe of the orc, taken from the set of Lord of the Rings. It was after this that he knew what he had to do - strike down Ted Nugent. So he went to track Nugent down. After about 73 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 57 seconds, they came face to face. Ted equipped his bow as David readied his axe. They faced one another in a field of wildflowers and juniper bushes. Then suddenly, out of the sky, came the 80's band Motley Crue, riding on golden seahorses and mighty cougars. David looked at Ted, and Ted looked back, and that was all that was said between the two. Ted immediately attacked with a barrage of flaming arrows aimed at Motley Crue, as David began cutting them down with his axe one by one.All that was left was Tommy Lee, who tried to pull off a sweet drum solo but realized he had no talent and was pwned by David and Ted. But Ted took advantage of this situation and struck David with a barrage of 5 arrows, binding him to the ground and forcing him to listen to Cat Scratch Fever over and over again. After this torture, David learned his cd was put under the pop section at Newbury Comics, so he went into hiding for now...