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Mayhem

Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to b

About Me


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Me? What am I into? Well…. I’m totally in love with the colour red and all variations of the shade, watching film, making films, taking photos, being in photos, dress ups, listening to music, watching bands, making music clips, writing, all things dark and light, anything underground and subversive, crazy people, interesting people, people who are entertaining or make me think, my most wondrous Willow cat, my 666 green merc, having massages, taking pills, drinking like a fish, staying awake for too long and then getting creative, avoiding brain damage and spinal injuries, sunglasses, my friends and all their oozing creativity, my friend Todd’s boat, being terrified of sharks yet swimming in shark infested water, flying, knives , guns, avoiding pestilence! Fires and air conditioners, op shops, swap meets, my mannequin Alistair, clowns, freaky dolls, anything made from fabric, silver jewellery, hats, wigs, boots, Marilyn Monroe,tattoos, ideas I love ideas…I could think of ideas all day. Driving fast whilst on hallucinogenics, chatting, talking philosophy, trying to work out why the planets so fucked up and who or what exactly is responsible, my friend Mistress Calista’s dungeon & hearing her stories, conspiracy theories, aliens, dmt, travelling both inter-dimensional & on the planet, smoking, sleeping, astrology, poetry (esp. the Beat poets), reading, all kinds of animals, birds, fish, reptiles, insects, dwarves, my burgundy palace, my housemate Dave, Buddhism, food, trips to the country, hunting for mushrooms whilst wearing antique tablecloths, surgery, hyperspace,smiling, laughing, big cities, avoiding the long arm of the law, being surprised yet never shocked, being a Scorp and all that goes with it, working out mental disorders on myself, my friends and the general public at large (when I can be bothered), anyone who’s misunderstood or underprivileged excluding those who talk in third person, letting friends crash at my place, most types of plants, food, people who are doing great things, my psychic Chi, T both green, black & the other type that’s made by mad scientists, arriving everywhere I’m meant to be late if I get there at all, being sidetracked by strange and fascinating things, situations or objects, day dreaming, night dreaming, Jung… Basically like the James song says, “Getting away with it all messed up…” Oh yeah and of course trying to minimalise the carnage along the way whilst avoiding the overuse of exclamation marks!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God and then... "Sisters,niggers,whiteys, jews...if there's a hell below we're all gunna go." Curtis Mayfield

Music:

Air, Alabama Three,Aphex Twin,Anthology of Noise,The Animals, Art of Noise, Bauhaus,Beck,Bjork, The Beatles,Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blur,Boards of Canada, Bowie,Breeders,Brian Eno,Bright Eyes,Mr Bungle,CocoRosie, Cold Cut, The Cure,Coil,Chemical Brothers, Dandy Warhols,The Darkness,Deftones, Depeche Mode,Doors,Distillers,Druid,DJ Shadow,Echo and the Bunnymen,Eels,Elliot Smith,The Faint,Faith No More, Flaming Lips,Frank Black,Future Sounds of London,Garbage, Gerling,Godspeed You Black Emperor,Golfrapp,Howling Bell, Huggy Bear,Iggy Pop, Interpol,James, Janes Addiction,Jeff Buckley, Joy Division, Jefferson Airplane,New Indigenous Religion, Kate Bush,Killers,The Kinks,KDFDM,The Knife,Lamb, Laurent Garnier,Leonard Cohen,Like Junk,Madonna,Mars Volta, Marilyn Manson, Mercury Rev,Mister Oizo,Muse,Neil Young,New Indiginous Religion,Nine Inch Nails,Nirvana, The Orb,Orbital,Paul Oakenfold,PIG,Pigface, Placebo,Pixies, Prick,Public Image Limited,Pulp,Peaches, Presets,Queens of the Stoneage,Radiohead, Radioio, Ramones,The Rapture,Red Charcoal,Scissor Sisters,Shadowtone,Sigur Ros, Smashing Pumkins,Stranglers, The Strokes,Suede,Tears for Fears,Tori Amos,Telefon Tel Aviv, Trash Ivory,This Mortal Coil,Tool, Tricky,Van Morrison,Velvet Underground, Velvet Acid Christ,Verve, White Stripes,Yeah Yeah Yeahs,Zoot Woman

Movies:



adopt your own virtual pet! Lost Hwy, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks, Eraserhead, A Scanner Darkly, Fight Club, Ed Woods B grade Hollyweird Films, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb, John Waters films,The Dark Crystal, Requiem for a Dream, Naked Lunch, The Hills Have Eyes, Ichi the Killer,Seven, Sin City, American Psycho.....

Television:

Twin Peaks, Carnivale, Liquid Television, Sopranos,

Books:

"Electric Nerve" The Coolest Blog in the Cosmos Alice in Wonderland,Acid Dreams, Wonderland Ave, Junky (William S Burroughs), Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Tibetan Book of the Dead, The Dalai Lama's Book of Happiness, Teachings of Don Juan & Seperate Reality (Carlos Castenada), Kingdom of Fear (Hunter S Thompson), Nico- songs they never play on the radio, The Marilyn Conspiracy...

Heroes:

...hey they're all DEAD!

My Blog

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

"Whore Beast of a false president" No clues as to who Hunter S Thompson was referring to with that one! I guess its no surprise he was most likely assassinated with a direct bullet to the brain, his m...
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

New Millenium Porn Empire


Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST

Lady Cadaver

After a most refreshing Sunday roaming the forest, scaling dam walls, bruising my body parts and bbq'ing flesh in the fresh air I was feeling alive. So I wondered, I stumbled, a beer in one hand and a...
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

Hotel d'Pravity Urgently Needs YOU....

If you fit our stringent requirements...As it would appear in the the light of day our drug fueled debaunchery has somewhat desecrated the establishment rendering it no longer inhabitable by man, beas...
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

They were the days....

Everything good happened about five minutes ago. Everything grand will happen in about three months. There are no gaps, only strings that intertwine and bend with fluid motion. I miss everyone...I loo...
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:54:00 PST

Crash Test Dummy

Well I found a motor cycle helmet today, brand new on the side of the road. No head in it fortunatley....though I guess that could've added a new dimension to some crazy art instillation. The helmut l...
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

It might feel like you're dying...but you will thank me later

I think a partularly well composed account of my friends experience when I exposed him to dmt the other nite...remember, what doesn't kill you can only make you more colourful!JOURNEYS AMONGST ELVES.....
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

Elf Spice

I'm still processing...the writing will come. It's like a dream that forges beyond and within, beside and inside the layers of an onion skin. It's hyperspace...it's as natural as the mutliverse. Yes t...
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

words that fall out...

This was a piece of automatic writing which I wrote then recorded on 'Red Charcoals' computer and wrote down what I heard from it being played back in reverse. Really bizarre outcome we both thought.....
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:21:00 PST

HATE MAIL

HATE MAILHATE MAILTHIS IS A TALE ABOUT A LIFE. A LIFETIME OF FORSAKEN, AWKWARD EXPERIENCES ENTOMBED WITH UNBRIDLED INSANITY. IT IS A REALISATION FOR ALL THAT LIFE CONTINUES TO GO ON WITH OR WITHOUT U...
Posted by Mistress Of Mayhem on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST