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The Joel

Grant My Last Request And Just Let Me Hold You.. Dont Shrug Your Shoulders, Lay Dont Beside Me...

About Me

Alright People! Im Joel, AKA The Joel. Just gonna update me profile cos its been well out of date for months now!Spent a few months in magaluf this summer, best time of me life! Loved it! Im now doing security work all over the city and will soon be obtaining me door supervisor license so i can sort meself some more cash out for the weekends!I Play/Am a fan of Dallas FC, the 14th best team in the Skelmersdale League! haha! Lewis Bano & Carl Caulfield will soon owe me 50 nid each cos they reckon hattons gonna win mayweather. they're obviously more patriotic than logical!

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My Interests

Music, Football, Boxing and getting drunk :D

I'd like to meet:

Id love to meet Bill Shankly, Jamie Carragher, Usher, Paul Gazza Gasgoine and Robert Bernard Fowler! well id love to meet loads but they are the ones that spring to mind! lar!

Music:

I Love Most Genres of Musiccccc but three artists that spring to mind at the moment are... Frank Sinatra, Elvis, The Zutons, The Kooks, Tupac, P.diddy, Sway, the beatles, Beyonce, Usher, Space, Hard-Fi, Oasis, Sting, Elton John, Eric Clapton god theres loadssssss...:D

Movies:

Love Moulin Rouge, Dirty Dancin, Grease etc yep i am a girl when it comes to movies!

Television:

To be honest its just MTV an the other music channels, sky sports news n the other sports channels, ocasionaly sky movies and i dont half love the 10 minute previews on the rudey channels :D

Books:

Steven Gerrards Autobiography is class, so is Fowlers, So is John Barnes, As is Frank Brunos.....i like autobiographys, lid.

Heroes:

Robert Bernard Fowler, Steven gerrard, Xabi Alonso, Michael Owen, Superman & last but not least - Batman.

My Blog

A few lines that make you think

This is a statement from a young America Marine fuled by having to sit through a memorial service for another Marine who was said to have patrioticaly died for his country.   read it, motherfucke...
Posted by The Joel on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

the scottish bitches

well the scottish girls came down againd and i FINALLY got to meet my princess hannah! long awaited and im very happy she turned out to be so wonderful! wouldnt change her for the world! lookin back o...
Posted by The Joel on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST

Dont Mess With Mr. T's Mother!

Posted By:NathanGet this video and more at MySpace.comHahaha, Ledgend isnt he?...
Posted by The Joel on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST

A RING OF FIRE!

Posted By:jeffreyGet this video and more at MySpace.comA LIL' SONG FOR THE REDS . I . F E L L . I N T O . A . B U R N I N G . R I N G . O F . F I R E...
Posted by The Joel on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

Roy Lar - Angel and a Devil In One!

My Dog is called Roy and i love him. hes a bastard tho! ive just been watching this thing on channel 4 about disobediant dogs and hes hardly as bad as them but sometimes he does yer head in cos u wake...
Posted by The Joel on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST