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About Me

I am here for the citizens of planet earth. They are could be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be...Seriously folks, I'm just here to make sure nothing gets out of hand, I'm your first point of call if the caterers can't make it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the entire cast of that movie "How Stella got her Groove back" and burn them at a stake Then have a steak.

My Blog

Guy at work

Whenever I am at work, or amongst the general public, I feel like the host of a nature documentary observing some herd of buffalo or wilderbeast in Africa or some such God awful place.  For examp...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:08:00 GMT

Cheese Puffs

Hello loyal readers. (And by this I mean Mike) It’s been a long time I know.  I’ve been gracing the sunny shores of BrisVegas with my wealth of experience and knowledge.  I went ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:46:00 GMT

Lining Up

I pride myself on my ability to cut through crowds and lines of slow-witted, no arse on their trousers, retards (the general public) like few before me.  especially in a bar.  I have a great...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:43:00 GMT

White Supremacy

Anyone who watched the absorbing 5 day Test match between Australia and India will now fully understand the term White Supremacy.  That meaning, we are white...and supreme.  I can seriously ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:39:00 GMT

More Joy

In keeping with the spirit of my new found belief in mankind, I have another positive thing to say. I was at my local pool the other day, and as i completed my 467th lap of the afternoon, I noticed a ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:19:00 GMT

Happy Happy Joy Joy

I had a chance to view my blogs AS ONE the other day, and I noticed there was a very negative theme all the way through each one, so I have decided to show that I am not just an angry person by postin...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:10:00 GMT

SPAM

This is the spam i get in my comments section: hey, how are you doing? i was just stopping by to see how you're doing. i had a great time last night, partied it up like crazy lol. plus you know i mean...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:41:00 GMT

Subway employees

Or "sandwich artists".  They are no more "sandwich artists" than plumbers are "poo executives". I ordered my normal sub today, classic shaved steak on wheat with southwest sauce.  I was the ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:37:00 GMT

I know who I hate the most

I have narrowed it down to a particular race.  the HUMAN race.  Thursday, Nov 1, 2007 I am at work, looking to order a particular dish of food I order everyday from a particular food outlet...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:01:00 GMT

If anyone likes to laugh, read this

If people want to truly know what i find funny, and i mean real funny, this is about the gist of it.  i laughed at this for at least 8 minutes, at work, with customers around me. I work with this...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:00:00 GMT