So here is a little thing I like to call the 11 Fuck You’s! They are all true, Right down to the last one...*ONE.*There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt.*TWO.*To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.*THREE.*Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly"because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do you’re a fucking moron.*FOUR.*NOBODY cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.*FIVE.*Quit crying because you're not on someone’s top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!!*SIX.*Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up asshole.*SEVEN.*To the 6th/7th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores; go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents quit blaming myspace for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before myspace, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!*EIGHT.*If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.*NINE.*I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains*TEN.*And if you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is gonna rape your mom- stop being a dumb fuck!*ELEVEN.*Myspace was created to keep up with friends. So quit trying to check up on your ex... come on now people its called stalking you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
*Anything*
*Ladder 49* *The Notebook* *Mean Girls* *Anchorman* *The Wedding Crashers* *Girl, Interrupted* *Enough* *Brokeback Mountain*
*E!* *MTV* *VH1* *-OR- Whatever I feel like watching!*
Um, Are you kidding me? =)
Josh Adams,Victoria Shadle *