cute cutey cute |
conversation with 3 year old #1978Sasha: Hey guys, you gotta walk slowly, k?3 year old: Why?S: Cause Fi's got teeny short legs and she can't keep up.3 Y.O.: Fi has little legs and I have big legs.S: Y...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 20:55:00 GMT |
i want my music back |
just a word of advice to those of you who, like me, didn't know any better: some music is sacred, it must be protected from the dorks you are casually dating, or having mind blowing sex with. every ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:49:00 GMT |
fucking pestilential |
so, i noticed i had this little red circle on my neck after talia asked me (with scandalization in her voice) if i had a hickey. no such luck. after consulting the always correct anushka and then a...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
things that make running a daycare worthwhile |
1) while leaving pet store one child turns to a fish and says, "bye, take care of you self."2)same day, same child walks into the bathroom and informs me that this is her office where she will treat s...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:09:00 GMT |
goddamed midgets |
I was good, everything was going well. All of my friends, and all the kids invading my little home babysitting service were sick, but somehow i had dodged the bullet. I was secretly feeling pretty su...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:52:00 GMT |
things that rule |
Amazing new discovery: Microwaved Junior Mints are completely delicious. I realized this when I bought a box of said mints and they were a tiny bit stale. This is the worst because you want the min...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:35:00 GMT |
aarrghh!!! |
I want cocoa, and a massage, and to sleep for fourteen hours straight-at least. This afternoon my daycare manager gave me shit for not sending her a fax. These people are so disorganized that it has...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:05:00 GMT |
something to aspire to |
While playing dress-up today Nate shouted, "I want to be a train when I grow up." Then Poe yelled, "I want to be a fairy when I grow up." Just when you want you think yer out of the childcare racket...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:28:00 GMT |
12 fucking hours |
I wanted to post this as a bulletin, but I've realized that bulletins are for self-promotion (although i guess all of myspace is about the s.p.), or bitching about pop-ups. So, I slept twelve fucking...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:02:00 GMT |
