PARKER[cracker, what!] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Parker and yes, I know you're jealous. I love to take pictures and am hoping to afford a Nikon soon. I enjoy drawing even though I really can't do it to save my life. I'm a freshman Theatre Major at Radford University. I believe in God, but not everything my Catholic upbringing taught. I love Broadway Musicals and hope to perform on stage in NYC someday. I love my friends and value each and every one of them. I am somewhat accident prone. I love cult classic films. Oriental food is my favorite (chinese, japanese, vietnamese, thai, etc.) I love the beach and the mountains so don't as me to choose. I am definitely a dog person. If you want to know more, ask me...mkay?

My Interests

pretty much anything

I'd like to meet:

my one and only. they have to be someone who isnt a complete jerk or dumbass. someone who has the same level of sarcasm as me. and someone who will hold me for a long time, without looking me in the eyes. without making a move. just hold me and help make the world better for that moment. time stands still when i am in his arms... ...OH and Tim Burton
Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.

Music:

+44 AFI The All-American Rejects The American Boy Choir Amy Winehouse Augustana BoxCar Racer Boys like Girls Celtic Woman Coheed and Cambria Copeland Cute is what we aim for Eleventyseven Erik Mongrain Evanescence Fall Out Boy Fergie Five For Fighting Fountains of Wayne The Fray Gavin DeGraw Hawk Nelson Hellogoodbye Imogen Heap James Blunt Jason Mraz John Mayer Josh Groban Joss Stone KT Tunstall Lifehouse Linkin Park Mika Neurosonic Nickelback Pink P.O.D. Panic! At The Disco Paulo Nutini Paramore Placebo Plain White T's Queen Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Regina Spektor Say Anything Shiny Toy Guns Silversun Pickups Tenacious D

Movies:

Juno Little Miss Sunshine Fight Club Rent Sweeny Todd Chicago Any Disney Movie Rigaletto Edward Scissorhands Pirates of the Caribbean (all 3) Harry Potter movies The Nightmare Before Christmas The Corpse Bride The Breakfast Club St. Elmo's Fire Pretty in Pink Sixteen Candles Ferris Buller's Day Off any MGM musical (Brigadoon, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Show Boat, etc)

Television:

Grey's Anatomy Lost Reality Shows Desperate Housewives House Heroes

Books:

Any novel that deals with teen issues really...just finished one about a closet lesbian in love with an open lesbian called KEEPING YOU A SECRET...its good.novels with slight fantasy...not those extreme sword fighting magical dragon shit...A GREAT AND TERRIBLE BEAUTY is an example. read it. its awesome

Heroes:

Anyone who is willing to be themselves and not care what other people think.

My Blog

Lighting exam and Audition

I hate lighting I hate lightingI hate lighting hey hey hey heyI have an audition this weekend for The Lost Colony in OBX. Hoorah for summer jobs. GOOD LUCK TO ME! BREAK YOUR LEGS GIRLL!!!!! hahaI have...
Posted by PARKER[cracker, what!] on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

i am so sick...

...of getting emails like this."hey cuty.""what up sexxy? just saw your pics and thought id say hey...ps my name is _______.""ur hott."What kind of person do you think I am. Seriously. If you want m...
Posted by PARKER[cracker, what!] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:41:00 PST

oh and p.s.....

I finally got a roommate.Shes awesome.i'm really tired and want to take a nap.I could really go for some awesome chinese food. I think I might order in tonight.
Posted by PARKER[cracker, what!] on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST

Honest to blog?

So I am bored out of my mind and feel the need to blog. I have been having bad nights lately. The days are great but the later hours suck. Its like one from column A and one from column shit. Well...
Posted by PARKER[cracker, what!] on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:11:00 PST

Get Your Shit Together!

I don't feel well today.I'm tired.I'm somewhat hungry.I need to go to the gym.I have to put my time management sheet together.I didn't get AME for "Doubt" (Assistant Master Electrician...theatre major...
Posted by PARKER[cracker, what!] on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:38:00 PST

There is a fine line between love and a waste of time.

In order to understand where I am coming from you have to have been where I have. My heart has been tossed around like a hackeysack from person to person. I have been in and out of love since I was ...
Posted by PARKER[cracker, what!] on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:57:00 PST