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MikeyhumpsGerard

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About Me

Note: We are in no way associated with mikey or my chemical romance, sorry if there was any confusion or tears ..................I date shllamash and my brother... Gerard Way... the hottest shllama north of the Mexico City! muah! i alsho make out with Bert McCracken on a daily basish... and Frank... it is aweshome! However, my llama is hotter. I alsho make out with Fabio, this is a story i came up with:In a bar there was a man with luscious long blonde locks, and a man with short black hair and eye make-up. Sitting on the lap of the man with the luscous blonde hair, named Fabio, was Gerard Way. Gerard had his arms wrapped around Fabio while they were enjoying cheeseburgers. Then, across the bar Mikey Way, Gerard's brother and lover spotted the two together, and grabbed some French Fry greace and poured it onto Fabio's head, and said, "There now your hair will burn to crap." Gerard Way then slapped Fabio and started making mad love to Mikey... then Fabio rode away into the sunset on his llama very confused.

My Interests

Making odd animal noises, singing and pissing in the hot shower with my brother, IBS with constipation TM, hugging shtuffed animals, doing the dishco!!!!!!!!!! wooo hooooo!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

The Easter Bunny, Other hott single gay men

Music:

My Chemical Romance, The Used, Barney Songs, The Happy Happy Joy Joy song, Dose of Adolescence, my favorite song however is "I'm too shexy" by Ryan Durocher

Movies:

Bert McCracken and Gerard making out, I watch it before I go to bed every night

Television:

Gibing Ryan pennies for stripping

Books:

what is books? i look at shllamsh inshtead

Heroes:

shuper man, fabio, and my hott brother

My Blog

Feelliinn' Grooovvveyyy!

Yo! Sorry if i can't write that much...I am busy hummping Gerard. Haha! And you aren't! Just kidding! I louver you! Check out our friends "The Bravery", Some kinky stuff!...
Posted by MikeyhumpsGerard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST