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About Me

My mind works too fast for my mouth most of the time. Wait. Shit I was gonna say something else. Sarcasm is a way of life. I follow it religiously. And I follow it religiously too. I get along with most everybody. So you know, if we don't get along, it's pretty much your fault. I think people don't do great things more often because of lack of motivation and fear. And gas. The person on the dancefloor that I have the most respect for is the one who is making a complete ass of themselves and having the best time. Usually this person has come from Europe. And doesn't speak English well. Or at all. I love to see people blush and get uncomfortable, it makes me feel closer to them. I plan to chase the summer season around the world for a year. I'm the happiest in hot weather. Female-ish
1/4 a-Century-Old
41° 54' N,
12° 28' E

Last Login: 10/10/2020

My Interests

Vintage. Pescatarians. Music in foreign languages. Men in foreign countries. Chopsticks. Javanan Magazine. Your story. Bellydance.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who would actually share their ice cream with their friend if their friend's ice cream fell on the floor. I have a feeling this only happens in movies but who knows for sure.

and these people....

Music:

is my life.

Movies:

Big Night, Amores Perros, 25th hour, New Jersey Drive, Bronx Tale, Mediterraneo, Some Like it Hot, Madame X, Happenstance, Amelie, Til There Was You, Big Fish, The Seven Year Itch, Welcome to Collinwood, Hocus Pocus, Le Fate Ignoranti, Il Postino, Cinema Paradiso, Love Me if You Dare, The Truth About Cats & Dogs, Return to Me, DogFight, La Mala Educacion, Fun and Fancy Free (Disney Animated), Vertigo, Avant Garde film pioneers.

Television:

Arrested Development + The History Channel Specials + Classic Arts Showcase (PBS) + Top Chef + Frasier + My Wife & Kids + Golden Girls + I Love Lucy

Books:

are much better with pictures.

Heroes:

Amélie Poulain.

My Blog

Flames of Araby

I met Kazandra.Earlier today I was looking for a bellydance costume with my favorite vendor and in walks this older blonde woman, a little overweight, using a walker to get to the front door. I assume...
Posted by másá on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:38:00 PST

Javanan Article

The following is an article authored by Masa Zokaei and published in Javanan International Weekly Magazine on April 6, 2007:LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACKERT!         &nb...
Posted by másá on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

A foreign movie review.

the spanish apartment (l'auberge espagnole)L'auberge Espagnole is reminiscent of other foreign, low budget films that I have seen in that it was unpredicatable (mostly to do amateur writing) and clic...
Posted by másá on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

Quarter of a Century

Today I turn twenty-five according to the United States government's translation of the Iranian date of my birth when I came over to Detroit via Turkey in 1985. I wouldn't really doubt this either be...
Posted by másá on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

Truth Hurts.

  I pull up my AOL mail, see the top news stories before I log in. It is one of the few days something catches my eye: a photo of airport passengers obediently throwing away liquids at security,...
Posted by másá on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:05:00 PST

Child's Play

Yesterday began strange, but ended nicely. I had a kabob lunch (vegetable kabob for me, the pesco-vegetarian), with the company of one of my best friends, another friend who shall remain nameless for ...
Posted by másá on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST

My apologies...

I used to date this one guy a while ago, who would do or say things that would bother me and later apologize by saying, "I'm sorry even though I mean what I said." There was another fella, for whom I ...
Posted by másá on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:24:00 PST

RANG DE BASANTI

Yesterday, I had a craving for a foreign flick. I sent Maral the website for this movie called "Rang De Basanti," and upon hearing the soundtrack, she's hooked. The movie started a little late and op...
Posted by másá on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:50:00 PST

The Sky is Falling

"Do you believe in soul mates?" I ask my friend tonight. "Not yet," he replies. Is everything relative to your personal experiences? Take the topic of love for example, when someone has asked you if ...
Posted by másá on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:57:00 PST

I am looking for Julius Caesar Salad!

Ah, how I do love my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Three hours of The Fresh Prince and I'm still not tired of it. Yeah I can't sleep. Coughing, Sniffling, Stuffy head and Fever. How is it that not eve...
Posted by másá on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:22:00 PST