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*~Miss Behave~*

All I Want Is More...

About Me

I’m a hedonist. When I get pissed off I clean or cook- sometimes both- and then I go workout for three hours. I have a tendency to correct people. I have a kitten with no tail (no she didn’t lose it…she was born that way!) whom I believe is the devil reincarnate, she is the love of my life; I love her more than non-fat lattes on Saturday morning, day-old-cold Chinese food, vanilla milkshakes, and Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout. My closest friends know that I am utterly loyal to them and miss them more than I will ever let on. I’m not afraid of the dark, but I am terrified of centipedes and millipedes…pretty much anything that can be referred to as a “thousand-legged worm,” or a “carnivorous arthropod with a hundred legs.” If ever I should encounter one of these creatures I'm going to scream bloody murder until the boy squishes it beyond recognition. :)--

My Interests

Making a nuisance of myself...Skiing....Pushing people over (and no I don't love getting pushed over thank you).. I love visiting foreign countries (ones that won't necessarily kidnap and kill me). Did I mention skiing? Mostly I like to annoy my friends and make them join me in debauchery. I also like to be sarcastic 97.5% of the time. Cuddling is awesome. Sliding across floors in my socks is some serious fun. Expanding my underwear collection is too. Spending time with people who make me laugh, or who give me nicknames like "Twirly," is one of my fav things to do. Dancing with friends, going on random adventures, and loving my life..that's what I like to do :)

I'd like to meet:

I made it through the wilderness. Somehow I made it through. Didnt know how lost I was until I found you.I was beat incomplete. I'd been had, I was sad and blue. But you made me feel, yeah, you made me feel, shiny and new.Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. When your heart beats. After first time, with your heartbeat. Next to mineGonna give you all my love, boy My fear is fading fast. Been saving it all for you...cause only love can last.You're so fine and you're mine. Make me strong, yeah you make me bold. Oh your love thawed out. Yeah, your love thawed out. What was scared and cold.Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.Your'e so fine and you're mine. I'll be yours till the end of time. Cause you made me feel. Yeah, you made me feel. I've nothing to hide.Like a virgin, ooh, ooh. Like a virgin. Feels so good inside. When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me.Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Ooh, baby. Can't you hear my heart beat. For the very first time?

Music:

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Movies:

Fight Club. American Beauty. The Big Lebowski. Kill Bill. Donnie Darko. The Royal Tenenbaums. Igby Goes Down. Love Stinks. Amelie. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Grosse Point Blank. MST3K- The Final Sacrifice. The Fifth Element. Office Space. Biodome. Pulp Fiction. Cruel Intentions. Goodfellas. Foxfire. The Usual Suspects. In the Bedroom. This Girls Life. Sin City. Hard Candy.
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions
"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

Television:

I have a new found glory for watching football...because we all know I win....

Books:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. Survival in Auschwitz by Primo Levi. The End of the Affair by Graham Greene. Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. Life of Pi by Yann Martel. Naked Lunch by Burroughs. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini. Ordinary People by Judith Guest. Most of Ken Follett's works. I Never Promised You a Rose Garden by Joanne Greenberg. Naked by David Sedaris. Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk. Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn. Youth In Revolt by C.D. Payne. Sex Lives of Cannibals by C. Marteen Troost. Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins.

Heroes:

My Grandma, My Grandpa, and My Dad. I'd be lost without them.

My Blog

Chronicles of a Girl and Her Court - Part 4

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Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:46:00 PST

Chronicles of a Girl and Her Court - Part 3

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Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

Chronicles of a Girl and Her Court - Part 2

-Part 2- It is hard to believe that I have known some of you long enough to be quite embarrassed to recount the story that I ultimately must share.    Thank god I don't know where this...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:08:00 PST

Chronicles of a Girl and Her Court- Part 1

Last night someone told me that I always have the upper hand with men, that the ball is always in my court but it bounces funny.   Okay so then I had this major realization that I wish my co...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:59:00 PST

Top Ten Things That Annoy Me So Far This Year

It has been quite some time since I've mentioned a Top Ten List&so bear with me&   10.    People that walk into my workspace and leave it smelling like     &nbs...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST

Randi's Top Ten Moments of 2006

10.    As new roommates Randi and Jessica decide to inebriate themselves and sprawl out on couch drinking wine and suddenly realize Hurley (the Chihuahua) is drinking out of the wine gl...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

Prophetic Names and Gluhwein

Ah San Diego...lovely this time of year.  So I arrived after hobbling my way on to an airplane- seriously neat when the TSA guy is hot and holds your hand as you limp your way through security.&n...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST

Holidays and What Not

So as we approach the umm fine season of dreadful Christmas songs, and the inevitable tons of guilt from eating numerous confections, I just want to say that this is one of the first times that I am t...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

Le Cuddling

Actually my title should be..Le Cuddling or Lack There OF..But I figured I would delineate what would be the best umm partner in crime for this type of action.1. Said person must and I repeat must not...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

Top Ten Ways To Make Boys Cry (a note on how i do)

10. Tell them you need space.  And you do, need space..far from them. Be glad that I gave you a nice out.9. Tell them you want to be friends. Similar to the one above, but for some reason th...
Posted by *~Miss Behave~* on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:28:00 PST