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Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas

Enough of that talk or i'll put the fuckin' leeches on ya!!!

About Me

My names Mark Dallas and I'm the owner of Insane Championship Wrestling(www.ICWrestling.co.uk) in Glasgow, Scotland. Our first show called 'Fear & Loathing' was held on October 15th 2006, on that day the 6ft 6' 'Thee' Drew Galloway defeated Darkside & 'The Natural' Allan Grogan in a Triple Threat 30min Iron Man Match to become to first ICW Champion. ICW has had a short but colourfull history: Scotland's first Deathmatch, Darkside and Grogan kill Santa(at 'STOP! He's already DEAD!') cause even though they hated each other they hated Christmas even more, Musso walking out mid match after launching a tirade at the ICW fan's, first show in Scotland to use a cactus in a match, world's first ever DILDO CLOTHESLINE(executed on Grogan by Darkside & Galloway), the infamous lightube incident during the first ever Glasgow Street Fight. Yes, we are Insane Championship Wrestling: The most fucked up, crazy, kick arse promotion in Scotland. Jump on the bandwagon or get run the fuck over!!!

My Interests

Football, Rugby, Wrestling, Smoking Green(all day, every day), Anything involving midgets or cowboys(Oh, OR A MIDGET COWBOY, that would be fuckin' sweet!)

I'd like to meet:

Ol Dirty Bastard(but he's dead so I guess that's that fucked), Tito Ortiz, The Happy Mondays, Redman, Method Man, Lenny Dee, Bass Generator, DJ Smurf(infact anyone from the Geordie Gabba Mafia), Prince, James Brown, Hunter S. Thompson(gutted he's dead man), A Space Cowboy, The Cockney Hitcher, Old Gregg, The Moon(The Main Moon), Naboo";

Music:

Rap Music, Hardcore Music(old school stuff, none of this happy hardcore shit!), Anything really(every type of music has something to offer, except dance music. What the f*ck is that crap all about), Early-colonial Belgian Clog Music.

Movies:

Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Half Baked, Cheech and Chong(Up In Smoke, Still Smoking, Next Movie), Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

Television:

Mighty Boosh, Monty Python, Family Guy, Shameless, I'm Alan Partridge, Brass Eye.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.
You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, Fear and Loathing in America, Have a Nice Day, The Gonzo Papers, The Great Shark Hunt, The Gonzo papers Vol.3.

Heroes:

Ol' Dirty Bastard(RIP), Bill Hicks(RIP), Hunter S. Thompson(RIP), Prince, James Brown, Mitch Headberg(RIP), Dane Cook(Shoes? FUCK SHOES!)
Dating & Relationship Advice

My Blog

Long Road South: Part 3

Long Road South: Part 3"Where Did You Get Your 'Top Gun' Shades From?" That sleep sure did the trick, when I awoke I felt refreshed. Well, as refreshed as a man whose done too much too fast can feel,...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

The Long Road South: Part 2

"Using Your Eye's To Lie Through Your Teeth" I looked around to see if anyone onboard looked like my kind of people. It was plain to see that the bus was split into 4 sections, at the back you had yo...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

ICW: Serious Assault (RESULTS)

ICW: Serious AssaultAttendance: 136Sunday 11th Feb 2007 'The Butcher' Scott Renwick W/Amy df. Liam ThompsonNice, solid opening match as youd expect from both men. Thompson went to shake 'The Butchers'...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST

The Long Road South: Part 1

Long Road South: Part 1"The Tale Of Lumpy Joe and The Coked Out Driver"Standing their, clutching my Strawberry Feilds ticket in one hand and a 3 liter bottle in the other. 2 parts vodka, 1 part Orang...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

ICW: STOP! He's already DEAD!(Results)

Attendance: 78 - Scott Renwick (w/Amy) defeated Brad Fusion with the Meat Hook. - Jay Phoenix defeated Billy Spitfire. - The Highlander defeated Iceman in an ICW Deathmatch. - Allan Grogan defeated Da...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST

A hamster almost stole my soul.(come hear my tale)

I remember it was 1999, or maybe 97ish.  A long time ago anyway.It was me, Gregg and wee Stevie with the gammy leg.  We were discussing God, The Universe, The Workings of the Human mind...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:02:00 PST

Did I ever tell you about the time I met God?

I was sitting in my room playing Earthworm Jim 3D for the N64 when this bright light shone through my window.  "Thats weird" I said to myself as I went over to the window for a closer look. ...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

ICW: Fear & Loathing results!

Attendance: 104Damian Daimond df. Mike Musso (Dog Collar Match)Liam Thompson df. Carl ConroyBen Stone df. MickenArmageddon df Rob McKai, Kid Krazy & Scully (Glasgow Street Fight)Fight Club df. Los...
Posted by Insane Championship Wrestling - Mark Dallas on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST