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Ginny-Bell

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"My name is Ginny-Bell, I'm 35, divorced, I've lived in a trailer park, and once I was arrested w/ anal beads in my pocket... I think that makes me a Democrat by default.... Which is weird, cause I'm not a very social person. Actually, If I had to explain myself (yes, explain)--- I would say, imagine if; Peg Bundy & "The Rainman" Had a child... When it comes to making those all-important life-changing decisions?? yeah those, well I make those like a Gypsy takes a shit. No courtesy flush, ever. I'm actually really painfully shy and awkward in most social situations. I feel insecure and out of place; I'm like a Mennonite in wal-mart...until you get to know me... Then I'm more like an Amish w/ a cell phone...(definitely).""If you swear you'll make me laugh, teach me wild things, wrestle me, tell me to shut up, then you have got to say hello." I'm not into dropping anything like it's hot, medium or cold. But if you see something here that interest you, let me know. I say a well-informed woman is an on-top of it type gal. @@@@@@@ Who I'd Like to meet: Steve Martin (some crushes never go away), Carol Burnett, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Drew Carrey, Drew Barrymore, John Leguizamo, Jerry Senfield, Chris Meloni, & just about everyone on my friends list. @@@@@@@ Who I HAVE Met: Janeane Garafalo-Tiny almost liliputin like woman, very fan friendly. Jim Brewer-also, very fan friendly Kevin Smith-THE BESTEST fan lover thus far! Jason Mewes-very sweet .Jim Norton- Jimmy 'JJ' Walker, who tells you to be clean then goes up and cusses like my mother, and Cletus T. Judd,really nice guy. I have also met author Amy Tan and I once saw Dudley Moore at Knott's Berry Farm while on a class trip (9th grade). I said, "Your Dudley Moore!" and he said, "Your right, I am!" Awesome...@@@@@@@Here are some un-known facts about me... I enjoy watching old people trip and small children falling down. My boyfriend grew up Mormon but doesn't wear any weird underwear. I enjoy cleaning my toes. I like most people, but I'm not a fan of most. I like weird, I love sarcastic and glib. I love made from scratch rice pudding. I hate trying to use scotch tape and hairs stick to it. I like the smell of baby powder and fresh bread. I'm not really bothered by nails on a chalkboard. I can't hock a loogie, And one time, my sister and I lost a slinkee on an airplane going to Missouri @@@@@@@

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who loves to laugh at stupid shit; espeacily themselves... Also, I would love to meet John Waters and Augusten Burroughs; so I could hear them call me 'Gal'....

My Blog

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"It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:16:00 GMT

http://twitter.com/TheGinnyBell

i am really liking this twittter, and now that i have this cool phone thing-ee i have the ability to throw videos and pictures up that some of you may like and even enjoy!http:../../..twitter...com/.....
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:49:00 GMT

Jesus & Prop 8 Go At It & Gays Save The Economy!!

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... from Jack Black
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 11:01:00 GMT

Broke Trek - a Star Trek Brokeback Mountain parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xSOuLky3n0 oh god love it...this is for all my nerds AND gays out there!!
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:24:00 GMT

So I Did It 4 The 1st Time...

http://twitter.com/TheGinnyBellso go...run...scamper on over and read my mind farts and other bullshit thoughts.Love always,gb
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:52:00 GMT

Oh. My Bad.

You shouldn't leave your "Things" lying around the house Aunt Gee-Gee...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:21:00 GMT

Toe-may-toe or Toe-maw-toe

cray-oncrancee-mentsa-mentque-poncoo-pon  
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 13:43:00 GMT

Anyone Wanna Ride In A Clown Car Vagina??

What the hell is going on the TV? How many TV shows can you make based on large sized families? The Arkansas Mormon/weirdo religion of your choice family have 18.The Cason's have 14, and Jon and Kate ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:41:00 GMT

Girls Gone Whack

 So it's year 35 of horrid insomnia. I've ran out of weird ads on craigslist to giggle over (ps. if it's smaller then your pinkie...it's really not something you want to display in a picture!), I've d...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:29:00 GMT

Resume

Razors pain you;Rivers are damp;Acids stain you;And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful;Nooses give;Gas smells awful;You might as well live.    -- Dorothy Parker
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:24:00 GMT