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The Screaming Weasel

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About Me

Self proclaimed human. Runs with scissors. There was a time in my life when I couldn't be trusted with a can of easy cheese.
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I'd like to meet:

The god of razorback lemmings and financial consultant, Phil. Rumor has it that he contracts his lemmings out for landscaping, pit fighting, and children's birthday parties.

My Blog

the floppy taco

I want tacos. It's 1am and I want some fucking tacos. I always laughed at those huge window displays in taco bell, advertising with the loudest, most obnoxious colors imaginable, that they're open su...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:45:00 GMT

mind drippings

Blah. I'm tired. It's after midnight, and I just finished drawing/writing a letter to my brother who left for basic a few weeks ago. My taint hurts from mt. biking this morning, and I'm gonna do it...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:45:00 GMT

squidilicious

Ever feel like you've been passed through the digestive track of a squid? No? Well, ummm...me either. But it sounds pretty funky. I just finished my last glass of wine, so it'll be beddy-bye time...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:09:00 GMT

the wiggling fish

This blog has nothing to do with wiggling fish. (or does it?) Perhaps this blog reaches out to the wiggling fish in all of us, the one who is is engaged in constant battle with the head-squirrels. ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:14:00 GMT

insert creative headline here _________________

hey look, a new blog. I must fit in now, now that I've joined millions of other people who write off the top of their heads, hoping that someone would read it and relate to how they're feeling. The m...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 22:00:00 GMT

The New Year

Ah, the New Year. Of all the various holidays we celebrare in this great country, this is one of the few that holds a deep significance to me. Just think about it... the essence of a new year is som...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:15:00 GMT