This is MY sofa! |
I live on this sofa - it is my home. But for the last 3 nights evil humans have made me sleep on the FLOOR! Me!!! I am practically royalty you know, and do they show me proper respect? Huh! Nor do th...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 22:12:00 GMT |
First reactions |
First reactions Okay this is called FIRST REACTION... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 40 words. Don't think and don't go back and chang...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:21:00 GMT |
Blogging game |
Despite NOT being tagged I'm going to play this game anyway.The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog listing 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. Then you...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:29:00 GMT |
Celebrity Big Brother |
How could they have another series of Celebrity BB without me? Those ghastly humans that I live with say I'm not a celebrity but I have a web presence and this blog. That makes me at least as famous a...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:18:00 GMT |
'champagne' corks |
Those stupid humans with no lives couldn't get the cork out of the 'champagne' (Hah! It was Cava - AKA sparkling wine). I demand best Dom Perignon champagne at the very least. Never mind, the cork cam...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:34:00 GMT |
Moooore friends! |
Oh yes, I now have nearly as many friends as Mel, one of those dreadful people I live with. I am superior of course. At least I wouldn't try to eat burnt Christmas pudding on Boxing Day. They haven't ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 00:42:00 GMT |
New padding |
One of those people I live with bought me a new pad because they said I Iooked saggy, baggy and sad. The nerve! I am beautiful and gorgeous and everyone knows this. To add insult to injury they bought...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:14:00 GMT |
