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Redneck John

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About Me

I like cold beer, hot wings, wranglers, skoal rings...just kidding. I am a whiskey drinkin' ass kickin' BAMF!!! It is my firmest belief that city folk have no idea what they are missin' and country folk don't have any idea how good we got it. Ask yourself...what is more fun. A city party, watchin a bunch of hopped up little kids with fake ID's swing around glow sticks and puke on everything while listening to "Musak" way too loud, or would you rather be out in the back 40 on a cool fall night, lighting a bonfire you can see from outer freakin' space. Sippin' whiskey, drinkin' cold beer out of a tapper, smokin' a little mother nature, and listing to Bocephus crankin' out Family Tradition through the Kracko speakers in somebody's pick-up truck, after you been out all day riding the four wheelers? I think it's a pretty easy choice. Click here for your own Harley Davidson Myspace Layout

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Merle Haggard, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins, Jimmy Buffett, Bocephus, Jack Daneils, Gretchen Wilson, Miranda Lambert, Sammy Hagar, Ted Nugent, Larry the Cable Guy, Rodney Carrington, Your Mom, Your Sister, maybe even Grandma if she's hot, Paris Hilton (at least as long as it would take to hit her with a shovel), Dumb ass people who give their kids "interesting" names (ie: Orangello and Lemongello. Real names, no joke), The chick from Trace Adkins "Chrome" video. Oh Mercy!!

My Blog

Dumb Bastards

I would like to think that I know people, but one thing has always kind of escaped me. Why in the hell do people feel the need to go to a place where people have gone out of there way to have a good t...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:30:00 GMT