About Me
old , scrawny, hairy ape with a grumpy demeanor. loves nuts and bananas the bigger the better. Please do not attempt to groom him for any kind of sexual gratification he is simply too old. If you wish to talk to him please do not stare at him in a confontational manner it makes him nervous and it will provoke him into attack. Feeding time is wed afternoon at 3:30 hense the scrawnyness of him. If you must send him insulting messages make them good because he can give as good as he gets. Thank you for you co-operation. Ricky Mongol (ape expert at monkey world)