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Yo Mama

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About Me

.. « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « «I"m a fabulously funloving girl that likes to make the most out of every situation. I'm kind of like a puppy, always happy and bouncy except on rare occasions. I enjoy picking people's brains (not literally). Music is good and food is even better. I am an excellent cook and a pretty good dancer. I have many aquantances and a few friends that I trust with my darkest secrets and craziest thoughts. I try to stay out of trouble as much as possible but it somehow seems to find me. I say what's on my mind and have a twisted sense of humor.

My Interests

Ballet, politics, movies, music. I am a big foodie and love going to restaurants. Sushi...YUM! I am super-duper extroverted and need to get out often for social interactions.

adopt your own virtual pet! My future endeavor. I wish school was this easy.

I'd like to meet:

People that can entertain me.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Music:

Everything except polka. I listen to Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, Jet, Lenny Kravitz, Prince, George Clinton, Outcast, Fishbone, Claude Debussy, Billy Holiday, Nina Simone, Nikka Costa, Nora Jones, and many many more. ..

Movies:

This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, There's Something About Mary, Superstar, Love Actually, all Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers, Election, The Royal Tenenbaums, Raising Arizona, The Seven Year Itch, Forget Paris, Team America World Police, American Beauty, Napolean Dynamite...so many good movies.

Television:

Any forensic crime show, Family Guy, Third Rock from the Sun, SNL, The Simpsons, Elimidate, America's Next Top Model and my new favorite Arrested Development.

Books:

Letters from a Nut, 1984, A Confederacy of Dunces, The World According to Garp, The Ten Things You Can't Say In America, too many to think of!
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. WHAT DID THAT JUST SAY? I SCARE THOSE I ATTRACT? GREAT. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Heroes:

My mom for being the most loving and understanding person I know. The men and women of the U.S. military for making sacrifices most of us wouldn't. My friend Tony who put his life on the line for two tours of duty in Iraq and came home safe with many stories to tell. Tony in Baghdad, God bless him!

Your Political Profile


Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

My Blog

Good Stuff

Written by Ben Stein. How Can Someone Who Lives in Insane Luxury Be a Star in Today's World? As I begin to write this, I "slug" it, as we writers say, which means Iput a heading on top of the document...
Posted by Yo Mama on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:35:00 PST

Green frosting

I was just hanging around the house eating green frosting and noticed I got it on the side of my nose. It looks kinda pretty. I don't know how it got there on the trip from my finger to my m...
Posted by Yo Mama on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:46:00 PST

fun times

God bless my friend Lani. She got me the cutest stuff for Christmas this year. Isn't it just great when you get presents? I wasn't expecting to get anything this year and here she is with all this fab...
Posted by Yo Mama on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmas is coming....soon!

I know it's the holiday season, oh yes, it's here. I've noticed a change at the restaurant the last few times I've worked. Thanksgiving time isn't too bad except for Thanksgiving day when you get all ...
Posted by Yo Mama on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Metro

Oh yes, I have learned a lot taking the metro from Long Beach where I live all the way to boyfriend's house way up in Sherman Oaks. It's not all bad. I get a lot of reading done and I don't get stress...
Posted by Yo Mama on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST