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Chris Killgasm!™

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About Me


Name: Chris
I like the color green.


"Googoo-ka-choo."

I'm nothing special.
I am me. The spontaneous, hopeless romantic nerd that i can't help but be.
Let's mingle.
I tend to have a knack for making people laugh and smile...and vomit.
Art major. my passion right now.
Comics = awesomeness.
I make diddles on guitar and drink O.J. alot.
To the trendy non-conformists, bite the curb. I'm gettin away from you "i wanna be original", butt humping, obnoxiously attentions-starving fools.
I will start travelling soon.
I'll go everywhere and anywhere, leaving my mark and my purpose known. (starting with Europe)
Get ready, dying world.


I live for music. And my preferences for it are far too vast to list here, but it's the shit.
Metal makes me happy and fuzzy inside.
I'll most likely never grow up.
I have a terribly rude sense of humor. But it's all part of my charm.(or lack-there-of) so prepare to be offended, digusted and worried about the concept of life when around me =]
i'm an omnivore and will eat your face with a salad.
ok. converse with me and i'll make you laugh til your brain makes itself do a pitch harmonic/pig squeal =].
goodday

let's start a riot.

My Interests

i like stuff.
the 90s were the shit. take me back?
DEVIANTART PAGE

YOUTUBE PAGE

Go there.

Hero

I'd like to meet:

Someday I shall chill with:
Blink. my heroes.

Hopefully, someone who can make my world a little bit more colorful.
I'll be waiting.



Inspirer

That Jesus guy and his dad seem rather cool.

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Music:

Punk. Hardcoreness/Metal. Psycho-bill.
-Blink 182. Killswitch Engage. Sublime. The Cramps. Escape the Fate. Alkaline Trio. Four Year Strong. The Beatles. Johnny Cash..
sooooooo many more, but you get the idea.

Movies:

-Juno
-Across the Universe
-sPIDERMAN 2
-Garden State
-Shaun of the Dead
-Mallrats
-300
-Clerks
-The 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

pointless. but i have a few faves.

-Scrubs
-George Lopez
-The Whitest Kids You Know
-Family Guy
-The Simpsons
-Degrassi
-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
-ANYTHING ON FUSE
-Lizzie McGuire

Heroes:

Mum

Pat Rooney--big bro

Jaime Suber--Lubb youuu

Deadpool
Spidah-maaaaaan!

My Blog

a chat with me, myself, and I

you're not worth anything. you're just an experiment. just a pitty prize. just a "someone" you can hope and dream all you want but the real world never makes this shit come true. you'll be wandering ...
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:36:00 PST

The Danger in Starting a Fire

--A Day to Remember   so now you'll know exactly what it feels liketo be an obstacle in my wayyou won't remainyou won't remainsave your breath don't even speakif you'll speak of changecause you w...
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:28:00 PST

Raging Bull

count to 4. hold my hand. it's over when we open our eyes. speaking of eyes. those beautiful eyes. the ones that the heavens themselves despise. no more cries. the world's on our time. we won't have t...
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:30:00 PST

Standing

a boy is standing here.reaching for what won't last.he can't relax, he just wants it back.reaching forward, always looking back.will you help him? will you hold his hand?turn him to the right directio...
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:41:00 PST

sooo i was wondering

if i could ever apply any of my lyrics as rap lyrics. i never really thought about it. haha i think i'll just try it on my own time when no one can hear me, cuz i suck at rapping.   iight, foo!.....
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:33:00 PST

Just Keep Talking

you'll rot your tongue with every lie and breathless you'll be under my watchful eye. I'll laugh when you fall and you're glued to the floor. You'll just cry and you'll lie, and you'll do nothing more...
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:36:00 PST

Twitch

another day to want. another night to fail.through the hall, a silhouette with a name that is shouted to deafened ears.skin so pure; a porcelain treasure. but to attain this will be never.how lon...
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:25:00 PST

To My Fellow Men:

assholes.
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:44:00 PST

Apologize - Timbaland/One Republic(my crappy acoustic cover)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8_-thfRJQo my attempt to cover a popular song....
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:02:00 PST

Enjoy the Silence

Youtube Page go there and rate my stuff?(that's what SHE said..) i haven't been able to sing due to a lack or talent and sore throat that's kicking my ass all over the place haha   Apologize cove...
Posted by Chris Killgasm!™ on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:36:00 PST