I'd like to meet:
                        Bill Clinton, Ozzy Osbourne, Nikki Sixx, Brian Urlacher, Patton Oswalt
                     
                    
                        Music:
                        Trouble, Kyuss, Exodus, Cathedral, Buckcherry, Ozzy/Randy Rhoads, Municipal Waste, Exhorder, Testament, Slayer, Anthrax, Megadeth, Primus, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Lamb of God, Rolling Stones, Trivium, Bullet for My Valentine, Tesla, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pantera, sHeavy, Jay Farrar/Uncle Tupelo, The Cult, David Alan Coe, The Descendents, Robert Earl Keen, Hank III, Deep Purple, L.A. Guns, Motley Crue, Keb Mo, GNR, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Ministry, KMFDM and on and on.
                     
                    
                        Movies:
                        Rounders, This is Spinal Tap, Mr. Deeds, Pulp Fiction, Rain Man, Batman Begins, My Cousin Vinny, Super Troopers, Crossroads (no, not the Britney Spears one)
                     
                    
                        Television:
                        Sports, Comedy Central (especially stand up comedy), King of the Hill, Big Brother, Hell's Kitchen
                     
                    
                        Books:
                        Guitar World, Cookbooks, H P Lovecraft, Piers Anthony