THE MAN RULES: These are our rules. Please note these are all numbered "1". ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let me be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hint do not work. Just say it! 1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become NULL and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two way and one of those ways makes you sad or angery, we ment the other one. 1. you can either ask us how to do it or tell us how you want it done. not both. If you al ready know best how to get it done, just do it yourself. 1. whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. christopher Columbus did NOT need direction and nietherdo we. 1. all men see in 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it iches, it will be scrached. We do that. 1. If we ask if something is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, anything you wear is fine.... REALLY! 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. i am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. we don't mind the couch.It's like camping.If there was one song to describe me... this would be it.
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