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Agent Foxtrot

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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¦ Notoriety

- Bahamas Canada England France Greece Jamaica Turkey StLucia StMaarten
- LastKnownLocation: UNKNOWN [Vanished Point 1220480 Z294067]

¦ Combat/Noncombat Skills

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¦ History

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¦ Personal

- Agent presumed living. Last confirmed contact: Annapolis, MD. Exact whereabouts unknown.WARNING: Proceed with extreme caution.

-= EOF =-

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Current and Previous Known Contacts:
Peter Steele-Jon Stewart-Bill Clinton-Les Claypool-Meg White-Nubuo Uematsu-Al Pacino-The RZA-Kurt Vonnegut-Shinichiro Watanabe-Mel Brooks-Gaius Julius Caesar-John F. Kennedy-Albert Einstein-Alexander the Great-Leonhard Euler-Johnny Cash-Socrates-Thomas Jefferson-Sappho-Mustapha Kemal Atatürk-Rene Descartes

-= EOF =-Agent Foxtrot has confirmed targets.

My Blog

So it goes.

Well, I just found out that my favorite author of all time, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., is dead.  He fell a few weeks ago and died from his head injuries.  He chain-smoked unfiltered Pall Malls for ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:10:00 GMT

Blaargh! My page is fuxxored.

I did some updating of my MySpace page this past week (something I almost never do).  I can't seem to get my background image to come back, though.  If my page looks messed up, that's why. ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:41:00 GMT

Istanbul and the Meaning of Life

Right now I am sitting in a smoky internet cafe in what I believe is the Taksim section of Istanbul, but I can't really be sure.  I am waiting for a woman named Derya to email me, and my two piec...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:48:00 GMT

Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.  He waits.At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris's t...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:44:00 GMT

The Calf Path

The Calf Path by Samuel Walker Foss, 1895 One day, through the primeval wood, A calf walked home, as good calves should; But made a trail all bent askew, A crooked trail, as all calves do. Since ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:14:00 GMT

Well, this weekend was pretty much crap.

I don't usually post blogs--actually, this is my first--as all of cyberspace doesn't really need to know about my personal life.  However, I wanted to take a moment to write about this weekend. ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 19:47:00 GMT