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Michael Myers

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About Me

Some things about me:Nick Name: Thor Favorite food: Cheese doodles Favorite vacation spot: Miami Favorite type of women: Dead Favorite song: Knife prty by Deftones Favorite movie: Lesbian spring bash Most hated celebrity: Jaime Lee Curtis Favorite way to relax: Disturb others who are relaxing Favorite weapon: Butchers knife Favorite drink: Jagermeister Favorite dress style: Jumpsuit

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that are into wild, careless partys. Teenagers that want to have sex and the police that try to stop me from doing what I do best.........break dance.

My Blog

Zombie

Despite several peoples reaction to the new version of my movie, I actually didn't mind the film. The end was horse shit in a can but the scenes showed some of my more emotional sides. I wanted to pla...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:55:00 GMT

SWALLOWEEN

"Here's my parody of the new Zombie remake. So it's a remake fo a remake." Mike was in the school bathroom and as he peed sitting down, he over heard two other boys enter the bathroom and start talkin...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:52:00 GMT

Reverse psychology

After spending several months in hiding I am back bitches. So lock your doors, pull down your blinds and tell your drunken uncle Bob to stop fucking the dog coz MM is coming to town. PIECE!
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 23:19:00 GMT

Cut my life into pieces

Today I attended a Michael Myers look alike convention. Little did any one know that I was really there. There were some pretty convincing actors but none of them had the cold blooded traits of a real...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:38:00 GMT

A corpse, a grave, & a crayon

As I was out killing people the other day; I realized that I like strawberries. Isn't that strange?! MM
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 13:57:00 GMT

Have a black christmas all

This year while unwrapping your presents just remember that christmas lights look nice on the tree; but they look better wrapped tightly around some ones throat. So as my gift to you all I will not ki...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:58:00 GMT

2006 death count

As always I like to sharpen up my knives and kill as many people as I can on Halloween and its surrounding days. This year you will be happy to know that I killed thirty one people. I injured six as w...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 13:18:00 GMT

Halloween 9

There's a new halloween movie coming out. But...it's a prequal. Apparently Bruckheimer passed on the project so now Rob Zombie is going to do it. I hope he does a better job on it then he did on house...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 21:16:00 GMT

NOT ANOTHER SCARY MOVIE

Some friends of mine who I've still yet to kill are making a spoof of my movies Halloween. The director of the film is a stand up guy. Well at least he will be until I kill the shmuck for mocking me. ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:57:00 GMT

You live shitty lives and you die by my knives

I have no problem talking to any one who may message me or comment me. Your kindness is rewarded with a quick death. But if you insist on messaging me and saying ill mannored things, then expect only ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:51:00 GMT