THE RUNDOWN:
♥Alright, Alright, you got me. I aint even gonna start frontin' on ya'll. Im boring as hell. At least I admit it. So if you want me to keep boring you, please, feel free to grab some tea while you read the next few paragraphs of good ole quarter life crisis.
I was born Eve of Halloween in the year 1984. Do the numbers, people, before you even start spreading rumors of my decreasing and increasing age. Email me if you want a scanned certificate of birth. I like my birth year, good book. Year of the Rat. No, that does not make me attracted to anything even remotely close to cheesy. Unless ofcourse its cream cheese. That my friend is a different story.
I spent 17 years of my life in the Philippines, a country comprised of scattered islands filled with thick social class divisions, police men whom you can bribe to let you off a ticket and College students that are seemingly obsessed with Boracay and any other rich kid resorts they could afford to take gazillions of pictures that they can show off in websites like these. Am I starting to sound bitter? I apologize. I had to move up here in the US of A when all the crazy stuff started happening. Its a good thing I suppose. I needed some screws to be tightened up anyway.
Im currently in the suburban town of Kirkland. When I first got here, I thought I was gonna get axe-murdered. Im not even kidding you. The whole quietness of it all just creeped the crap out of me after spending my whole life in the city where you fell asleep to the sound of blasting choruses of random Jeepney horns. Now, I sorta like the suburbs. Yeah, Yeah. So Ive been deeply domesticated. So I like quiet walks in the park and sitting on the side of the lake while sipping a cup of starbucks frappuccino. Shoot me. I think Ive done my share of adolescent stupidity in this lifetime.
Remember the time when I said I was the very meaning of the phrase "You hit like a boy"? Yeah, apparently, that doesnt apply to me now. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, estrogen has finally kicked in. Sadly, I can no longer kick your butt or any part of your body for that matter. Back in highschool, I had this weird phobia of hugs. It was pretty much well known that if you hug me or cling to me or do anything of the sort, you die. Now, I simply love them. Hahaha! Im a biologically picky eater. I wish I wasnt but my tummy is such a meanie sometimes.
I am comprised of loooads of Aspartame Soda (much to the horror of my bandmates), screw ball neurotic chic lits and Century Tuna. My first loves will always be design, music and writing and cannot think of anything better than being able to do those two things for the rest of my life. These are the things that give refuge to my seemingly uncurable ADD. I enjoy still life drawing and photography. Just being able to find something beautiful in the smallest or most ordinary thing is just a thrill for me. I finally had the guts to dabble with cosplaying and I LOVE IT. lol. Im pretty laid back, well, asides the times when I get crazy which is like uh, most of the time so I guess we can cross that out. Nevermind. Point is, Im generally a nice person. I think--- and obviously very confuzzled.
Right.
FOR YOU LAZY PEOPLE
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