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Jared

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Seems some people are having a problem with my myspace page. Why would that be? Please people comment me and let me know if there is anything "wrong" or "demeaning" on my page just so I can prove a few "spies" wrong. And new pictures should be posted sometime tomorrow (7/13/07). Keep an eye out!If you don’t like what I have to say then I say….bring it on bitches and I really don’t give a fuck…….All in all…..do I miss Alaska? Yes and no. Do I want to move back? Ummm......NO. I think back to all the good times I had there (aka camping, hiking, getting together with friends, the Viking with Naomi or Ione on Friday nights) but I just was unhappy as all hell there. Have I turned into a raging homo? That’s a big negative. Has my attitude changed? Yeah. My look? A little. Is there more change to come? For sure. But, that’s who I am….an evolving, young adult being exposed to the real world in a crash course sense type of way. I am who I am, and I will continue to be.I'm a fun guy with a knack for making people laugh both with me and at me. I have a reputation to be somewhat precautious, but at the same time, totally spontaneous and out of control.But with that update.....I was born and raised in Juneau, Alaska and attended my first two years of college at the University of Evansville, in Evansville, Indiana. I was a member of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity at UE, junior varsity soccer, and swimming.I like to meet people that are just laid back and not all about causing drama. People who think that they are better then someone else and are stuck up might as well not even talk to me, because people like that are easy to figure out. But if you like to sit back, watch some cool flicks, play sports, eat good food, smoke some shisha out of the hooka pipe, or just go and drive around lookin'for something to do, that's cool with me.I tend to lead a pretty personal and private life as well, not because I have something to hide, but because I like to not blab to anyone and everyone my business or others. I am just been happy to have who I have in my life now, I'm just living one day at a time and enjoying all the experiences that lie ahead of me. Oh yeah, and those of you who really know me know my "true" secret....not that it's a secret, per say, but you'll get my drift once you get to know me.

My Interests

Traveling, Hip-hop, Rap, Punk, Metal, Trance, Jazz, House, Dance, Sex, Steel Reserve 211, Redbull and Vodka, Soccer, Swimming, Volleyball, Sex, Basketball, Football, Baseball, Working Out, Rolleblading, Hiking, Camping, Fishing, Clubbin', Drinkin', Partin', Sex, Cooking, Old school Nintendo, Jeeps/Chevy's, Horror, Action, Thriller movies, MTV, Spike TV, Sex, VH1, FOX, and other things you will have to ask me about that I can't talk about right at this moment......hehehe :) Oh yeah, and sex too.

I'd like to meet:

OUT-GOING AND FUN PEOPLE ONLY PLEASE. BORING ASS FOOLS WHO LIKE TO NOT DO ANYTHING BUT BE HOMEBODIES 24/7 SHOULD JUST CLICK THE "BACK" BUTTON.In other words, I'm just looking for people with the same interests as myself and people who are looking for friendships. It's also cool to catch up with people from high school and college. It's always interesting to see how much others have changed since the last time you saw them. And plus I'm am ten times more comfortable with not caring what the fuck people think about me, so bring it on.If you like horror/action/thriller movies, hip-hop/rap/trance, crusin', travelin', being spontaneous, going out and gettin' your freak on, kick'n back on a Friday night and just chill'n and watch'n the tube and havin' a few "GB's", work'n out and playing sports, eating (Canton House all the way baby) and my food ofcourse. I'm constantly cooking something good to eat or ordering something when I'm not quiet capable of preparing a meal.There **USE** to be a little bit of drink'n here, a little drink'n there.....shit, who am I trying to kid....there was **A LOT** of drinking going on in my life up to about a month ago. I've decided to become abstinent PERMANENTLY, Plus, after waking up with the word 'DILDO' engraved onto your left cheek and the phrase 'COCKMUNCH' engraved onto your right cheek with permanent marker after a long insane night of hardcore Everclear and Lemonade, I'd say it's time to retire the bottle(s. but there are always "other" things to do to ease the mind....use your imagination.Mostly in my free time, I like to be around friends, socializing, maybe get a little crazy and just have a good time. Ask Kalean, all I have to say is under the curtains with a chair can be quiet stimulately, arosing, even though I'm gay, a girl can still do it for me. I'm quiet at first, and may seem shy, but for those of you who have gotten to know me know that this is not the "real" Jared. Once I feel comfortable with someone or in a situation, I tend to be a lot more animated, loud, flirtacious and outgoing. If you like to get your freak on out on the dance floor, or a UAS dance (Rachel and Kalean) and can grind and back dat ass up, we're definently going to get along. Some may say my dance moves are a bit "dirrty" or "raunchy" or just flat out x-rated......but I have never had any complaints. What can I say, I'm a "wigger" at heart...

Music:

Janet Jackson, Diddy, Akon, Fergie, Justin Timberlake, Linkin Park, Missy Elliot, 50 Cent, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, John Mayer, Chris Brown, Mike Jones, Ciara, Green Day, ....but pretty much all kinds of music expect for hill-billy country, hardcore metal, and folk (No thank you Folk Festival)....ewww......

Movies:

"Bug" (2007), "Knocked Up" (2007), "Fracture" (2007), "Vacancy" (2007), "Grandma's Boy" (2006)"300" (2007), "Premonition" (2007), "Black Snake Moan" (2007),"Zodiac" (2007), "Beerfest" (2006), "Brokeback Mountain" (2005), "Jarhead" (2006)"Saw III" (2006), "World Trade Center" (2006), "The Da Vinci Code" (2006)"Clerks 2" (2006), "Deja Vu" (2006), "You, Me, & Depree" (2006), Basic Instinct 2" (2006), "Slacks" (2004), "Batman Begins" (2005), "Saw II" (2005), "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" (2005), "Requiem for a Dream" (2000), Saw" (2004), "Rules of Attraction" (2002), "The Ice Storm" (1997), "Clue" (1985), "About Schmidt" (2002), "Silence of the Lambs" (1989), "The Sweetest Thing" (2002), "Nowhere" (1996), "15 Minutes" (2000), "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" (2002), "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (2004), "A Clockwork Orange" (1977), "Basic Instinct" (1989), "The Kings/Queens of Comedy" 2001/2003), "Dead Poets Society" (1988), "Schindler's List" (1989), "War of the Worlds" (2005), "Jurassic Park" (1994), "Fight Club" (2000), "American Psycho" (1999), "The Shining" (1979), "Far and Away" (1992), "Interview with a Vampire" (1994), "The Witches" (1991), "Dude, Where's My Car?" (1999), "The Client" (1995), "White Chicks" (2004).

Television:

"Paradise City", "Deal or No Deal", "The Hills", "The Girls Next Door","Nip/Tuck", "The Surreal Life", "Wild'n Out", "The Biggest Loser", "Laguna Beach", "Best Week Ever", "Everybody Hates Chris", "Crank Yankers", "Reno 9-1-1", "Scrubs", "Roseanne", "The Simpsons", "Fear Factor", "Punk'd", "The Office" and I"m sorry to say "America's Next Top Model", "Real World".

Books:

"The Client" by John Grisham "The Silver Crown" by Robert C. O'Brien "Bridge to Terabithia" by Katherine Paterson "Tisha" by Robert Specht "The Crucible" by Arthur Miller "The Iceberg Hermit" by Arthur Roth

Heroes:

Sigmund Freud, Father of Psychoanalysis Albert Kinsey, Psychologist/Sex Researcher David Beckham, Pro Soccer Player Micheal Moore,Director Elizabeth Peratrovich, Civil Rights Activist Ashton Kutcher, Actor/Badass!

My Blog

No rants, just raves

Well, if that wasn't the fastest fall/winter I've ever been through......I am happy to say that the summer vibe has returned to the Bay Area, and I couldn't be happier.  There is just one thing ...
Posted by Jared on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

Live and Learn

Since being out of Alaska and way from my checkered past, I have learned a lot about learning how to live a life independtly and happily.  Many people in my past made my life a living hell and we...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:57:00 PST

The Not So Fun Starbucks Experience

Okay, so I am hating Starbucks customers at the present moment.  This morning at work, there I am working the bar by myself.  Mind you, I've been with the company for 3 months, so I feel I'm...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:05:00 PST

7/7/07 What a day - I got married!

Well, last night I went to the "DNA Lounge" which is a new club that I have not been to before.  Funny too since it's only 5 blocks away from my place.  Anyway, with it being 7/7/07 and ther...
Posted by Jared on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

4th of July -Cisco Style

Well all you people out there.....just when I was beginning to think that this city was becoming wack, 4th of July at Fisherman's Wharf changed my mind on that one. I fell in LOVE with this band playi...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:20:00 PST

You better pray you know me fools. It's a good thing I'm leaving town tommorrow. :) Woo hoo!

Let's see how well you peeps out there know me....take my damn test that is in my comments.   Go to this link to start quizz'n yourself http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/2280326  ...
Posted by Jared on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST